MistakenMuse's Profile at Vampire Rave.

I assume this is a dating site, so please feel free to message me if you are NOT looking for love, dates, or any variation of it. Friendship is great, but I am extremely picky.

How picky?

Well if you eat eggs (which I believe are icky) you cannot be my friend. If you are left handed, well not only will you die before me (proven average), you’re someone I deplore. If you’re a sports fan, step away from me. Don’t think about messaging me if you don’t love cute shoes. If you smell like cheese, well I might eat you so you might want to keep your distance for your own safety.

Other things about me:

*I only drink fresh blood from sacrificed bunnies.*

*My actions might be in the right place, but my heart never is.*

*I cry a lot because the world is so beautifully corrupt.*

*I love dark things like the color pink.*

*Life is horrible. Everything is the same but different.*

*If you see me smiling, be suspicious.*

*I love days without sunshine, because it's almost like night.*

*“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.*

*Vampires suck, and yes I am one of them. But I don't suck.*

*I hate molestors, abusers, cussers, assholes, asshats, rapists, bullies, murders, thieves, liars, and rainbows.*

*Best song ever, Barbi Doll by Aqua.*

Oh and one other thing...I can’t stand people lacking a sense of humor.

P.S. To all those who read the first line and then leave a snarky comment about this not being a dating site, kudos to you for being able to read between the lines. I bet your parents are proud of you for still living in the basement and working at McDs. Literacy is no laughing matter, but damn you guys are cracking me up.

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