The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I'm going to be entirely honest with you. I'm a social networker. I have multiple accounts spread over multiple websites. I find new people to be interesting and exciting in all shapes, forms and walks of life. I'm easy to get along with, despite what some people might say. I'm an intellectual, but I like dumb humor as well. Impress me with clever wordplay and I'll be your friend for life. I watch movies. I make movies. I write stupid songs. Sometimes I sing them. You don't want to hear them. Trust me. I also like to keep things simple. I don't do flashy profiles. Why? Because I'm lazy.

Hit me up. I don't bite. #irony

Oh, and Roll Tide.