Sp1n's Profile at Vampire Rave.

Hey, fellow VR enthusiasts! Sp1n here, and I'm totally fascinated by the crazy world of humans. It's awesome watching their behaviors, quirks, and all the weird and wonderful things they come up with. As curious creatures, we love those little openings, like an open window - a chance for some fun, cool discoveries, and maybe a tasty treat! I get a kick out of how humans act. Seeing them sleep, stumble around their rooms, and just be totally random is hilarious. It's strange how they're so messy and chaotic, yet they keep their families small, which I still don't understand. But the best part is those cool moments we share.

Nothing beats sitting in a warm bath with a human, turning a normal bath into a spa day – it shows how weird and awesome our friendships can be. The only thing we have to worry about is when their eyes open, shower time is over. Well, let's watch the grooming routine, that should be educational- cocks head. "WTF, is he putting in his ears, and is he looking for parasites?"

OMG, that wasn't comforting. Black, slimy things emerged from the human's nose and ears. I think he has mites or worms, so I should ask my friend, the earplummer. He believes in natural healing, using fizzy rocks and water to treat colds. Just ensure the patient is awake; otherwise, you might get sparkly-coughy, screamy yelling. It works great!

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