* Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
* Thia isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
* Sex is like air, it isn't important unless you're not getting any.
* Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
* CLONES ARE PEOPLE TOO.
* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. It's how he found out.
* No, i'm not feeling violent, i'm feeling creative with weapons.
* When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun.
* One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
* I have an alien name Westley. He tells me to burn things. isn't that funny?
* Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
* People say that I don't have any points but knives have points and I have alot of Knives there fore i have a lot of points.
* When the knives are in me, i'm at peace.
* Never miss a good chance to shut-up.
* You say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
* I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
* I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost.
* Next time you get the urge to think... don't .
* It's not that i wish harm of the guy. i'm just saying i could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off.
* Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.
* I'm not a think as you drunk i am.
* What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
* Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question.
* No, i'm not addicted the drugs are my friends.
* Don't drink and drive you might spill your drink.
* I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
* But ocifer, I swear to drunk i'm not god.
* Don't upset me... i'm running out of plases to to hide the bodies.
* I can't live with death. He's always leaving the toilet seat up.
* Guns don't kill people, death kills people. It's a proven medical fact.
* It's to early in the morning for suicide.
* Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, Wisdom is dangerous.
* The more people i meet the more i like my cat.
* Hate the hairball, not the kitty.
* Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
* Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.
* It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
* Everyday man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and everyday, Nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, i think nature is winning.
* I am a nobody.Nobody is perfect. therefore i am perfect.
* There is no I in TEAM, But there is a ME.
ok here are some poems.
You broke my heart. you broke the promises you made to me. Now all you can do is say how sorry you are. i'm sick of it. all of it. i don't want to hear it any more. i loved you. how could you do this to me? to us? i thought you loved me.
Now all i can feel is the blood driping out from under my skin. i can feel myself drifting to nothingness. i can faintly see your face, i can barly hear your voice all i can make out is "i'm so sorry. i never ment to hurt you." then you kiss me like everything is goning to be ok. we made plans to marry. to have a place of our own. why did you have to mess with my head. you made me feel special. now you make me sick. every word you say, every look you give. all lies. you don't love me. i was something now i'm nothing.
My best friends gave me some poems and they said i can put them on here.
I sit in the park where I dwell,
For this boy I love so well,
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap ,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed,
Not word to mother was said,
Father come home late that night,
He looked at me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found.
Dig my grave, Dig it deep.
Dig my grave, from head to feet.
And on top place a dove.
And remember this, I died for love…
By: Ashley
I hate you,
I hate me,
I’m giving up,
You’re to strong,
I can’t win,
But I know someone who can,
They tell me to hold on,
Help soon will come,
But I can’t help to think,
You’ve already won,
I’m assured that I have not yet lost,
Not yet,
I did not give up,
Not in 17months,
So why give in now?
When it is harder then ever,
I shall fight you with out fear,
For I want to say,
I’ve gone another year,
But I can’t if I give now,
So for this,
For me,
And most importantly,
For them,
My friends,
You shall not win,
With my friends by my side,
You shall not,
And will not,
Drag me down,
Because my friends are holding me up!!!
By: Vanessa
