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Now to make things longer..... I love to stay in the dark...i'll go into the smallest shade spot if i actually had the chance.. and i'd stay there until i starve to death.... but since there is always shadows about and a wonderful supply of blood, besides the people with aids and scavee's and westnile monkey sars... then i'll have some food... >=) but let me get to the good stuff... i love pain... i love being scratched, the darkest of places is my ultimate desire... i love the sight of chains and any strong shiny types of metals... preferably chains... and spikes.... daggers....swords... knives... the deeper they go the better they feel... the stronger the lady the harder i play...

Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

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Your soul is bound to the Eighth Totem, Eternal:
The Cockroach.

Eternal appears as a jet black cockroach. He
embodies stamina, energy, tolerance, and
courage. He is associated with the color
jet, the season of winter, and the element of
earth. His downfall is coldness.

You are most compatible with Spiders and Bears.


Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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Take the quiz: "What is the symbol of your nightmares"

Skellaton
the symbol of death it will tell you that someone will or you will die it will mainly br you fritning isant it

Take the quiz: "What is your Paranormal gift?"

Control of Electricity
Oohh.. electricity. It snaps, zaps, crackled, and booms, and also is your gift. You can be seen outside on a stormy night on top of an old building, laughing as you make lighting fall from the heavens. But who said that was a bad thing? It can be fun to give your friends a friendly jolt every once in a while.


GREEN


??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change

PASSIONATE LOVER. You love to love, always looking
for a relationship. You cannot live without it.
Your lover must be passionate and you want
that you and your partner melt into each other.
He/She should not try to take the domination .
You dont want a relationship without passion,
and the sexuality plays a big part. The first
moment you meet him/her is one of the most
important. There has to be something between
you , you cannot explain. From the first moment
on everything must fix. But when this passion
disappears you disappear to. For you it is
better to leave than to see your love
restrained.

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quiz. Ill sure write back.


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"How @#% dare you, you little piece of $%@!! I'm going to beat the living $%#@ out of you!!!"

I'll be at a shooting range, hunting, or kicking someone's ass in a bar brawl...at about... 7:00 pm.

Someone has betrayed your best friend's trust. Your friend is understandably upset, and comes to you for advice. What do you do? I would beat that bitch within an inch of her god forsaken life!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

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LevelScore

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

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Take the quiz: "Which member of SLipKnoT are you?"

Joey Jordison
Your really small but upbeat and layed back. when you need to move though you are powerful and destructive! you love black metal and death metal! and your an amazing drummer

You are a Dark Mask, the fourth class of vampire.
You can adapt easily to any climate and
situation. Your servants are few, mostly
because you choose not to sire others. Your
chief ability is shiftery-- you can become
anyone or anything. Overall, you are a great
person. Keep us guessing.


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Sea


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Take the quiz: "How Will You Commit Suicide?*PICS*"

Knife - Your slit Your Wrists
This Is A Big Habit Of Yours But One Of These Days Your Going To Cut Too Deep. No one Is Going To Save You! All You Have Ever Wanted In Life Was To Die. You See It As Your Only Way Out! So Hey Takes This Knife And End Your Life!


Your soul is dead.
You've probably been through one too many rough
times in your life which has eaten you up from
the inside. Now there's nothing more to eat
from since you just don't care anymore. Life is
meaningless and you live it like a zombie. The
good thing though is that you cant be hurt,
since you are so distant from the emotional
world. Love is something you dont understand or
just dont remember. If it was up to you, your
life would already be over, but it doesn't make
you suicidal. You are probably alone most of
the time, looking at the world with a blank
stare. The yearning to feel alive and be happy
has simply gone away. What's left now is only
the shell of what used to be you.


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Your connection with darkness is through your
murderous ways/thoughts. You want to kill, get
away with it and do it again and again etc. To
be in charge of peoples lives, to decide if
someone should live or die makes you feel
powerful. And power is addicting. But chances
are you haven't commited murder(torture/rape)
yet. So far theese thoughts stay inside and
haven't come to life. Most people wouldn't
expect you to want to do this(maybe close
friends/familymembers) since you look just like
an ordinary Joe (but sometimes theese types
stand out). In school you were likely the quiet
one who seemed harmless. Isn't is fun to prove
people wrong?


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If you know anyone who teaches history you may want to pass this on to them

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade in the USA School.

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. “Who said “Give me Liberty our give me Death?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for pedro, who had his hand up.

“Patrick Henry,1775.”

“Very good!” apprised the teacher. “Now who said, “Government for the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?”

Again, no Response except from Pedro: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its’ history than you do!”

She heard a loud whisper: “Screw the Mexicans!”

“Who said that?” she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. “Jim Bowie, 1836.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher glared and asked, “All right! Now, who said that?”

Again, Pedro. “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious another student yelled, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, “Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

Now, With almost a mob Hysteria, someone said, “You little nuts if you say anything else, Ill kill you!”

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, “Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.”

The teacher Fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, “Oh nuts we’er in BIG trouble now!”

Pedro Whispered, “Saddam Hussein, 2003.”


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