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YourMom
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Set at 10:44 on September 04, 2012

Vampire Rave member for 15 years.

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Affiliation:  Shadowed Angels (Coven)
Mentorship Mentor of The Deciples of YourMom.
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Gender:  Male
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Ω I find myself slipper ever more into the insanity of my own thoughts, sure is a blast isn't it? **ω



It is through constant struggle that we as living beings learn to carry on, move past the burdens of life and choose to forgive or forget the trials of the past. To me hard if finding the courage to swallow our own pride and take responsibility for the actions we have made, and only through courage may we find both honor and peace in our lives.



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(My name is Mr. Bunny and I’m a he/she!!)
my alias Your Mom
my nickname Your Mom
my favorite cartoon Family Guy
my favorite person Stewie
some more stuff about me
My actual name is Chance, just in case anyone was wondering, im 20, i like ppl sometimes, if you want to know more just ask me, i usually dont mind. :D Im usually a happy go lucky type of person, but one thing i cant stand is the DRAMA LAMA!! so leave the DRAMA LAMA out of anything dealing with me. i dont start drama i dont do drama. starting crap with me is just not cool, block me i dont care but dont go starting stupid shit saying i said something when ive NEVER message you. :D im a little irritated right now
The Games I like
are many however i mostly like Final Fantasy Games myfavorite of all is VII
The stupidty of Square Soft making X-2 entirely pissed meoff and partually destroyed their reputationas soon as i can i intend to buy a PS3 and hopefully (if theycome out with it) FFVII for it
I rather enjoy Splinter Cell games i have the first Threeand intend on buying the fourth one soon
Devil May Cry is the most awesome series of third personfighting there is!!!!
I LOVE Fooly Cooly!!!!!!!




awesome pic



Okay ive decided to change things like this; here is one of my sites i did on tripod its my Fooly Cooly fan site as well as some other stuff like FullMetal Alchemist and Ghost in the Shell and some other stuff cheak it out okay and here pretty soon ill have my site for my guitar up and some other stuff but i plan on putting up a site for like music and some other stuff so we'll see how that goes and tell me how you like my site.





and anyway i love family guy and a bunch of other shows but really i like the music i listen to



and just because i can
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  • Ozzy Ozbourne W/ or W/O black sabbath
  • System of a Down
  • sometimes i like Disturbed like at OzzFest
  • Bad Acid Trip *they played at OzzFest*
  • Metallica
  • Pink Floyd
  • Journey
  • Def Leapard
  • Queensryche*there is supposed to be a double dot in there somewhere but i cant find the button*
  • Queen *yes Queen especially Bohemian Rhapsody*
  • and a bunch of others i dont know how to spell




    i plan on getting a BFA (Bachlor of Fine Arts) in Media arts, including Webdesign, as well as other styles and types of design. basically i want to deal with computers. if you have any questions go ahead and ask i usually dont mind helpin out. For those of you who dont know me i do design my own profile, and am quite good at CSS and HTML and all that.

    Hero

    Well i guess im sposed to list my heroes... i could start with Superman but he really isnt that inspirational, there is Batman but he was just a rich bastard who had cool toys that i want. There is also a ton of super heroes but the one person who stuck through for me would have to be my dad he inspired me to play guitar, he let me drink, and smoke from my hookah but i basically stopped drinking, the hookah is too awesome to give up yet. he pushed me to get the grades i needed through school, and get a job after i graduated by telling me i had to pay rent. He also told me something that i will never leave me, its kinda awkward of him to say it too. he said "Dont ever be like me," which at the moment he told me shocked the hell out of me because my whole life i wanted to be like my dad, but while i worked with Accent Landscaping i realized that hard work and determination in school can make life better so you not breaking your back and working 56 hours a week for only just short of 400 dollars a week. My dad has worked all of his life to make the money he is now, and its still not enouph. So i guess what he ment when he told me not to be like him was that, i should go to collage and make more money faster so im not in and out of renting houses and trying to scrape enouph money to pay bill and feed my self or my family one day, after i get married and such. That is why my dad is my hero not because he let me do alot of things that other teens do out side of home while i was home, but because he has always given me good advice and told me never to quit because the goal is only a short time away even if it is 6 years away.




    This is another one of my heroes.....i know and love him as Uncle Robert. He may not be a biological uncle however i grew up knowing him. he sacrificed his life to defend this country's rights. His name is on the mobile wall for those who have fallen for the war in Iraq. One of the saddest stories i have ever heard was his. Not a week before he was KIA. he sent an email to his sister. He told her to tell everyone he loved them, because his time on this Earth was at an end. It was his third tour. In Afghanistan and he he was shot saving another soldier. His body stayed where he was shot for 4 days while the United States Army fought under constant cross fire to get him. Its a sad story but i felt it needed to be told.




    This is a link to a java chat room ... its connected to a couple of different sites of mine.just click and dont shut up because you should talk in a chat room
    and i make another onefriends talky place



    okay so i decided that most people who rate me 10 use the phrases: great, awesome, sweet, cute...ect. but i dont like those who rate me a 1 with the phrase "cool profile" atleast tell me whats wrong with it when you down rate me, that way i can fix what is wrong, and on that note.


    My Coven!!



    I made it myself






    And just because i got bored

    Stairway to Heaven lyrics, Led Zepplin

    There's a lady who's sure
    All that glitters is gold
    And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
    When she gets there she knows
    If the stores are all closed
    With a word she can get what she came for.
    Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
    There's a sign on the wall
    But she wants to be sure
    'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
    In a tree by the brook
    There's a songbird who sings,
    Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
    Ooh, it makes me wonder,
    Ooh, it makes me wonder.
    There's a feeling I get
    When I look to the west,
    And my spirit is crying for leaving.
    In my thoughts I have seen
    Rings of smoke through the trees,
    And the voices of those who standing looking.
    Ooh, it makes me wonder,
    Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
    And it's whispered that soon
    If we all call the tune
    Then the piper will lead us to reason.
    And a new day will dawn
    For those who stand long
    And the forests will echo with laughter.
    If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
    Don't be alarmed now,
    It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by
    But in the long run
    There's still time to change the road you're on.
    And it makes me wonder.
    Your head is humming and it won't go
    In case you don't know,
    The piper's calling you to join him,
    Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
    And did you know
    Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
    And as we wind on down the road
    Our shadows taller than our soul.
    There walks a lady we all knowpar
    Who shines white light and wants to showpar
    How ev'rything still turns to gold.
    And if you listen very hard
    The tune will come to you at last.
    When all are one and one is all
    To be a rock and not to roll.
    And she's buying a stairway to heaven.




    Random Poem for the one who stole my heart...

    a lovers plee

    moments pass as if time is standing still.
    i yearn for the one i can never have.
    every song i hear reminds me of her.
    she wants nothing to do with me.
    broken up inside i wait for a reply.

    nothing is coming.
    and so tears streaming from my eyes i am alone.
    with no single person to talk to.
    the only one is her.
    she wants nothing to do with me.
    she broke my heart and i hers.

    standing a snow balls chance in hell.
    i try to reach her.
    still no reply.
    i hurt her and regret ever second of it.
    lonely and broken i plee.
    with no response
    no remorse
    no feelings left.

    i hurt her and regret ever second of it.
    lonely and broken i plee.
    i am alone.
    i slip back into my meaningless blip of an existance.
    battered and bruised from the mere thought that i will never have what i desire.
    every song reminds me of her.
    every song reminds me of the way i talked to her.
    of the way i treated her.

    i hurt her and regret every second of it.
    lonely and broken i plee.
    the thought of never holding her in my arms kills me inside.
    the loneliness drives the insanity that moves me.
    through daily tasks that were once easy.
    everything becomes a chore.
    every fiber of my being yearns for her.

    i am alone.
    there is nothing i can do about it.
    having loved and lost is worse than having never loved at all.
    i am broken.
    the only one who completes me ive hurt.
    i regret every second on my being.
    without her i am nothing.
    without her i am broken.
    without her......i cannot exist.

    Randomly Untitled (Part 2)

    How long i waited for the person who could relieve me from the vortex and thought i found
    swore to me she loved me and would never leave.
    How much i believed and loved her for it.
    But even a happy story has a bad ending.
    At least in my case happiness never can exist.

    Hanging on to the dreams of yesterday. Waiting for my relief to come back.
    I sit in my computer chair wondering if she will ever come.
    Eternity seems to slip by and not a word from her.
    Typing this tears stream down my face for the wound is still as fresh as it was when she did leave.
    Hoping ... Waiting Yearning for my relief.

    But its too late. i can never love again. my heart as lost and it has always been.
    i drift into eternity lonely.
    i slip back into my vortex.
    spiraling into its decaying chaos.
    i shall never love again.

    The pain is to unbearable.
    i shall never love again.....
    The thought of this makes me wonder what life is truly worth
    to be without the only one i have truly loved is to not exist
    and so i cant help but feel that i shouldn't.
    to slip into great eternal slumber would be to easy.

    for i must suffer in this life until insanity drives me
    through daily tasks as i contemplate driving on the wrong side of the road.
    just to see what happens.
    my life is once again a spiraling vortex of decaying chaos.
    as i drift through eternity alone.
    i bear the weight of the vortex for it is all i can do.

    i shall never love again.



    To put it bluntly i do not take much lightly, i may be playful and such, however, if you make a comment about someone i call a friend, and/or piss me off in general i can be an ass. the way i see it you can bitch me out as much as you want. Opinions are all they are, and nothing more than words on a computer screen.

    Favorite saying.....atleast today

    Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

    *WARNING* Profile subject to change, Price and participation may very. Void where prohibited, coverage not available in some areas. LMAO



    *NOTE* i rate all profiles a 10, if you do not like this and down rate me, i will be as critical as i possibly can and take down the rating of the person who does it for any flaw in a number of things, errors in coding, lack of a profile. dont down rate unless you actually have something better. if i see no problems with the coding of zed profile, then ill simply give out what it deserves. I am also prone to giving what you (quite literally) ask for if you ask for a rating lower than a 10 on purpose. then i will give it to you. Stamping is one of my favorite things to do, though i do read profiles. stamping is much easier for me, cause then i dont have to comment on a profile. I will however do so. One of the many things that irks me is the solid bar on the right side of anyone's profile. ITS AN ERROR IN YOUR CODING IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. DONT USE HTML!!

    i believe i have stated it in my profile once before. i am a web design major, things like sloppy coding or coding that screws up a profile seriously piss me off. if you have one on your profile fix it. or i wont rate you.


    ~YM


    How to make a YourMom
    Ingredients:

    1 part pride

    5 parts silliness

    5 parts joy
    Method:
    Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!


    The Fatman's Commandments

    #1: Chuck thy douche ever monday and friday, and not on wednesday, for it is humpday and we have better things to do on humpday.

    #2: thou shalt not shove strange dogs in thy pants for fear that they might bite.

    #3: While chucking thy douche beware not to hit thy small dog, for not only will thy small dog be stinky but also will be pissed.

    #4: Thou shalt not scratch any of thy cracks in public, unless at thy strip club.

    #5: While the fatman is in thy house of slumber. he takes over any bed he wishes.

    #6: Thou shalt always refer to another fatman as, "the other fatman".

    #7: The muffin man makes good cupcakes. Because the fatman deems it so.

    #8: Thou shalt buy out Krispy Cream Dough nuts, so that no other man becomes as fat as you.

    #9: What ever thy fatman eats may become a commandment.

    #10: Thou shalt not abuse the fatman, he shall be cur rested.

    #11: Thou shalt whaft after thy farts, for whafting while farting causes hand to be stinky. Also whafting before farting is useless.

    #12: Thou shalt always dance while the fatman sing "Dont you wish your girl friend was hot like me?"

    #13: Thou shall always shake your little tush on the cat walk, YES ON THE CAT WALK.

    #13.528396777669666: to many number make me forget the next commandment.

    #15 or so: What the hell, can only be answered by What the hell what the hell. NOT by what the hell what the hell what the hell. for that is lame and forbidden by the fatman.

    #17 ish: I thy fatman ever get confused repeat steps 4 through 7, but not step 17 ish.

    #20, 5 maybe, i lost count: counting is for squares and fat people are not squares, the are jiggly circles with own gravitational pull, much like the moon, especially while ice scatting and whafting.

    #72.5598037666: While sad, consult the fatman for caressing or more importantly, hookah time.


    One thing you may notice about me is the lack of myself in my profile... my thought process in and among itself is not usual.. to be completely honest i confuse myself on a constant basis with the many thoughts running through my head. being so i have yet to discover who i actually am. this being the case im not sure what im going to do from this point forward and can only hope that things work out the way i hope rather than the way i expect them to.


    So I'be decided to spend more time on the site mainly working on my mentorship which reminds me I have 6 slots open of you want to join don't be afraid to ask...


    Rate and be rated EMJOY!! :D ... i ended up deleting all the photos cause they were beginning to become bad links... :?


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