The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Oh, before we begin! I'm not into the whole filling my page with lots of pictures and bright shiny things that catch your eye and make you impressed. So if you don't like that about my page then keep it to yourself. The voices are already trying to gang up on me and they don't need to think that they are getting outside support. Thank you!

Well okay then, I am still pretty new to this so let's see if I can remember how to write in people words...

At first, I may come across as a little weird, and possible hyperactive. But as you get to know me you will see that underneath that weird surface are layers more weirdness and a tendency to steal bunny rabbits and force them to dance for my amusement.

I do enjoy meeting new people even if it does look like this whole page is designed to scare them away, but think about it. If that was true, surely I would be in my rocking chair on the porch with a weapon yelling at you youngsters to stay off my lawn and the such?

If you want to know specific details about me, like what colour the rainbows really are or my name perhaps, then message me! I'll reply as soon as I can, or possibly sooner if my time travel carrot doesn't disappear again.

I look forward to meeting you all, and hearing from you. Farewell and goodnight!

There used to be a long, rambling rant about something here but I decided it was best to be rid!