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FREAKS AND WEIRDOS WELCOME.
Hi there everyone! I’m emma, 33 years old from south Yorkshire, good old England!
I have a passion for music of most types, but I love classic metal and rock,
Guns n Roses are my all time fave, ever since I was 11 years old and I was bought my first vinal album (appetite for destruction, original cover and I still have it “ahhh bliss”)
As a result of this I am also a
velvet revolver fan (Duff will always be the love of my life lol) Also I’m into -
nirvana-
the doors-
green day-
blink 182-
alanis morrisette-
fall out boy (sorry)-
the cranberries-
marilyn manson-
billytallent-
buckcherry-
R.H.C.P-
Q.O.T.S.A plus many many more.
Films, well i do love to laugh, so i love cheech and chongs
up in smoke and
Rita, SUE and Bob too. I also love
The rocky horror picture show,
fear and lothing in las vagas,
Blow,
secretary,
sid and nancy and lots more.
I do like to read and I will just about read anything, I really enjoyed reading Thomas Harris’ books, books are so much better than the films.
Spiders, I am terrified of them, but I love them too?? Why?? Because how can some thing so small instil so much fear in so many??
And rats, I was terrified of them too until a few years ago. My friends girls had one rat each, and one night after a club we went back to hers, one of the guy's was looking at the rats but too chicken to touch them, but me being pissed as a fart (or drunk) decided fuck this I will show him, so I picked them up, and that was that phobia cured!!! But his wasn’t!!! HeHe
click
here for a great
spider clip.
A gift sent to me by some one special!
The Nine Satanic Statments.
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
3.Satan represents undefied wisdome, instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.
5. Satan represents vengence, instead of turning the other cheek.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires.
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "devine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal off all.
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in buisness all these years.
The ten commandments.
1. Do not worship any other gods.
2. Do not make any idols.
3. Do not misuse the name of god.
4. Keep the sabbath holy.
5. Honour your mother and farther.
6. Do not murder.
7. Do not commit adultery.
8. Do not steal.
9. Do not lie
10. Do not covet.
The Seven deadly sins.
1. Lust
2.Gluttony
3.Greed
4.Sloth
5.Wrath
6.Envy
7.Pride
The seven principles of spiritualism.
1. The fartherhood of god.
2.The brotherhood of man.
3.The communion of the spirits and the ministry of angels.
4. The continuous existence of the human soul.
5. personal responsibility.
6. compensation and retribution here or hereafter for all good and evil deeds done on earth.
7. Eternal progress open to every human soul.
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Ok, so apparently am supposed to show some more of my personality. This is the part where every one blows their own trumpet, I hate this part!! Am supposed to use the word random a lot, and tell people not to mess with my loved ones, well *blows a big raspberry at that*!!! Am not dark and mysterious, neither am I violent or aggressive, yet I am not a kind person who will always be there to listen and help, I am me. Some times I am selfish and I occasionally tell lies for my own benefit, some times I do take the easy option, and I am lazy. I’m not the brightest button in the box and I don’t proclaim to have great intelligence by using words I don’t understand. I have emotions like everyone else yet I do try to hide them (not always well). I love attention, and flattery but who doesn’t?? I don’t like it when people make lists of their hates, when deep down they know they are contradicting themselves. I am English and that sometimes creates language problems and I do have the English humour that not all of you will get, I can be sarcastic and some times rude, this is not intended, it is mealy my ignorance showing. I am not going to tell u that I don’t care if you like me because I do, everyone does!! I have no tattoos and only have my ears pierced, I do not like guns, I do not drink blood.
If after reading all that you are still awake and want to chat with me please feel free to bite me or message me, i will try to reply, if i dont i promise you i am not being ignorant. Thanks for your time. Emma x x
Hear are a few quotes which I particularly like.
“If I had my life to live again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner” (Tallulah Bankhead)
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have fun with all the wrong ones” (Cher)
“In my sex fantasy nobody ever loves me for my mind” (Nora Ephron)
“I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn’t last long” (Shelly Winters)
“If I were well behaved, I would die of boredom” (Tallulah Bankhead)
“Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind, they are attracted to me by what I don’t mind” (Gypsy Rose Lee)
“Until you have lost your reputation, you never really realize what a burden it was” (from Gone with the wind)
“If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun” (Katharine Hepburn)
“I can resist everything except temptation” (Lady Windermere’s fan, Oscar Wilde)
*note, i DO suffer fools gladly! thay amuse me!!*
Pictures below are just some things that like, check out my new boots, I love em!!!
Just wanna say a great big thankyou to DarkLord1985 for the help with my profile!! Thanks hunni!!! your a star!!! mwah x x
