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I take peoples souls if they have shoes b/c shoes have souls.
The best part of waking up is the demon in your cup.
I see live people. Yay I am gonna be sick(starts throwing up everywhere). Lets go to candy mountain and slaughter the innocent.
ZeegyBoogyDoog.
KamikaziWatermelon.
Demented Cartoon rocks.
Blah(Head falls to the ground)
The Auto Damsel Maker.
ZeegyBomb.
You'll die in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you Dutch Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ya thats thelostdemon)
A hiku by the lostdemon....
I HATE BROCCOLI
I THINK IT TOTALLY SUCKS
WHY IS IT NOT MEAT!!!