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Vampire Rave member for 17 years.

Status:	Specter (43.06)
Rank:	Member
Honor:	0 [ Give / Take ]
Affiliation:	Limbus Patrum (Coven)
Account Type:	Regular
Gender:	Female
Birthdate:	?
Age:	ANCIENT
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" Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of tequila "

My name is Christina.

Please do not send me rude comments or messages. Thank you. If you do, you WILL be blocked.

I hate drama. Im pretty easy to get along with and I try to stay away from it but if you call me out, its over. I will kick your ass.

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This is one of my favorite jokes.

There was a fish swiming in a river.
It stopped, looked up and saw a fly hovering 6 inches above the water. He thought if that fly drops 6 inches i can eat him.
A cat on a tree could see that too. If that fly drops 6 inches the fish will jump out of the water to get it and i can eat the fish.
A bear hidden behind the cat saw this too. If that fly drops 6 inches then the fish will get the fly, the cat will get the fish and i can eat the cat.
A hunter behind the bear saw this too. he thought if the fly drops 6 inches then the fish will get the fly, the cat will get the fish, the bear will kill the cat and i can shoot the bear.
A mouse saw this too. If that fly drops 6 inches then the fish will get the fly, the cat will get the fish, the bear will get the cat, the hunter can shoot the bear, and i can get the cheese on his sandwich.

All of a sudden the fly drops. the fish gets the fly the bear moves to soon and the hunter shoots. scaring the cat. the cat didnt get the fish but it fell into the river and got wet.

Whats the moral of the story??

Everytime a fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet.

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Member Since:	Nov 21, 2006
Last Login:	Jan 27, 2009
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