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Warning: It's never JUST a snuggle with Kirk.

Kirk loves hugs. He especially loves hugs from women, but not just any women. Kirk's a fan of the kind of woman who knows who she is and what she wants out of life. There's no challenge in bedding bimbos, you see. If Kirk were alive today, we think he'd be all over modern geek girls. (In fact, Kirk and Felicia Day would make beautiful babies together. Just sayin'.)
Spoooock

Are you intelligent, strong-willed, and self-assured? Are you hot? Species doesn't matter too much - even if you're an android, you can win Kirk's affections. (Just be warned, as soon as you learn how to love, he's going to dump you.) All Kirk wants to do is wrap his arms around you and give you a hug. Anything else that happens between two consenting adults or androids is a matter to be discussed later.

Spock would not like a hug. Seriously.

Product Specifications

9" plush toys from Star Trek, The Original Series
Choose from James T. Kirk or Spock
All you need is Kirk, Spock, and a red shirt for yourself to complete the perfect action shot and achieve internet fame, right here on this page
Recommended for ages 3 and up