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Yoda USB Desk Protector

USB powered Yoda protects your desk whilst you are away!
Plug and play: simply plug Yoda to any USB outlet
As soon as Yoda detects motion, his lightsaber illuminates and he will say 1 of 6 phrases (see below)
Available settings: Sound effect and lightsaber LED, Lightsaber LED only, and Off.
Size: 3-1/2" dia. x 8-3/4"H (9 cm dia. x 22 cm)
USB cable length: ~5 ft (1.5 m)

Yoda's phrases:

In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
A disturbance in the Force there is.
Retreat! Cover you I will.
Still much to learn you have.
So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?
Rush not into fight, long is the war. Only by surviving it will you prevail.