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Come to the Dark Side

The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock....

"Come to the dark side; we have cookies. - V" in white on a black apron. Apron stats below.

Details:

7.5 oz. fabric, 65% polyester / 35% cotton twill
30 inches long (not counting adjustable neck strap)
20 inches wide across the bottom
2 pockets, 6 3/4 in. wide x 8 in. high with opening at top
Single drawstring for both neck strap and waist ties, 106 in. long