The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Check out this soft, black t-shirt featuring the Master Schematics of the Empire's most powerful, most diabolical weapon of cosmic mass destruction, the Death Star! Want to know where the bathrooms are located? Check out the t-shirt! Want to know the feeding schedule for the trash compactor beast? Refer to the t-shirt. Oh, wait...that's not on there either. Ok, how about....the location of the Death Star Gymnasium? It's got to be on....