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When Stanley Putterman installs a brand new, state-of-the-art satellite dish in his backyard, his family ends up getting a lot more than just ESPN. Unfortunately for Stanley, his satellite is a perfect receptor for a load of extraterrestrial garbage that just happened to be converted into energy and zapped into his backyard: a hideous, two-ton alien blob with eyes and a never-ending appetite.

The only Putterman privy to the menace of this malevolent martian is Stanley's son, the emotionally unstable pre-teen Sherman. Try as he might to warn his family, Mom and Dad are too busy swinging with another couple in the bedroom and totally 80s sister Suzy is going out on a date with her heavy metal boyfriend O.D.. It's not until the alien creature materializes out of their boob tube and gobbles up Mom and Dad before Sherman is forced to recruit his sis, his psychotic, lizard-loving Grampa, and a busty late night horror host to bring an end to the beast's homicidal smorgasbord and finally turn off that damned TV!