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okay, i posted this b4 and it din't work. I don't know why. grrrrr. I want to know if anyone else on the rave has any funny sayings/phrases they'd like to share.
i.e. absinthe make the heart grow fonder, stuff like that.
And if this doesn't show I shall get really mad!!!!!!! it's annoying me. anywho, get typin'!

Don't eat glue, smoke somethin'

Erm lessee lesse erm......................oh here's one

"Give a man too much rope and he'll hang himself"

I love watching ppl squirm they do it so well ;)

me and my mate made this one up. for all that don't know, swift's is a british funeral service. Okay, here it is

"hello, this is swifts, you bring em, we'll sling em"

I think this get ripped before...

Well I dont have one now, but as soon as I will, I ll write =)

It is not failure that will hurt you, but fear of failure that will cripple you.

The person who makes you cry isn't worth your tears, but the one who is, won't make you cry.

What can I say? I love sappy quotes;)

Sehr gut. Wie viele?
(Very good. How Much?)
i know that it is not conjugated correctly but i think that it just sounds better like this.

And what is that supposed to be?
=)