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Greetings I am Ms LeFaye your Hostess here. 

**DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS** 

:looks around: This should do nicely ....

*winks* as long as there are slurpee's i will follow this place to the ends of the earth!

MannyBebop then there shall always be slurpees

Any luck in the flirting game ?

-_-' ugh dont mention it plz, me and cupid are at each others throats right now.....

Just remember sink your teeth in as long as you are at cupid's throat...

:: Waunders in for a lunchtime pick me up. Gets a bottle of Vodka and a glass. (leaves a 10 spot).

:: Smiles and winks at MS Lafaye, and takes a seat at a dark table.

food

manny i want u in my bedroom

lol jk ...maybe

How are you doing maxxmann?

mslefaye please give me a reason to like you....


The VEX was just perfect

free videogames!!! :D i'm gonna be here til this place closes down.

Hey MS Lefay -
Doin fair, tired of dealing with morons every day.
Good to see your perfect little self.

*spits out slurpee* the slurpee's are sour here... says good bye to all, then glances at ms. faye from the corner of his eye.......

InsecureDelusion well we are here .... not going to give you reasons you either like or not is your choice...

forsakengirl aren't you glad I used to work for a vending company
:Laughing:

maxxmann yes stupid people should be shot on site...
Of coarse if you kill it you have to eat it....
I am hardly perfect although has been rumored that I am a perfect bitch

MannyBebop there are other flavours besides forum nazi....
:Laughing:

Ahh well win some loose some..
After so much time elsewhere everything takes getting used too.
mew new mew

hmm....which game do i play first? ::picks out a brown one:: barbarian,...this game looks intersting...

i go play initial d versoin 3 now

*pulls out fully customized 85*

walks in gives MsLeFaye a little bite how are you today?

I need a drink im off to get some jager ;-)

Oh sure bite and run
:Laughing:

:: Stirs sated on Vodka.

MS Faye, my dear, my neck feels funny, could you kindly give it a taste?

maxxmann your neck has so many holes in it already surprised you have any feelings at all...

:takes maxxmann hand runs her tongue over the webbing between thumb and first finger ever so softly then sinks her fangs in just far enough to draw two drops of blood:

Hmmm think you should switch to alcohol free dear you are about 120 proof already

Ummmmmmmmm -
thank you my dear.

:: Passes out from the combination of ETOH and joy!

::wonders in thru the door:

hello Ms Faye...Thought I'd check the place out.

::runs to the bar and orders a Smirnoff Black, slips a five on the bar, and leans back to watch and relax on a stool::

*comes for a quick coffee and sits next to mslefaye and maxx* well guys i would stay long but i dont know how much more of this i can handle. Too much negativity me thinks going around. What to do, what to do......*smirks*

::watches ForsakenGirl play her game and sips my drink::

::Opens eyes

Ah, an angel has come to visit me.
Wingless one, thy beauty eclipses the sun .. buy me a drink??

*runs in and goes stright to bar* i am slurpee deficiant! i need slurpee plz tell you got Coca-cola flavor and not the one i had before!!!!!!

::sniffs himself:: I smell like rotting flesh looks at stomach and hands oh yeah ::falls down::

shows up and grabs a slushy. *walks up to a group of people and stands there til someone talks to me*

::takes needle and thread sues up wounds:: ahh no longer open ::pours salt on wounds then pulls out a Nazi then starts to feast::

:: yeah! i kicked Zaugg's ass, but this game is too short:: looks back & notices that Tigra1212 is watching ::hmm....i guess i better play another game...:: waves hello to Tigra1212 :)

mslefaye you forgot one important rule

don’t mess with your cat

:: hmm...oh, Resident Evil 4, yes! :: sees a cat & pets it ::nice kitty::

*walks to forbiddenred* what is your choice of slurpee?

:sits and cries over the loss of a friend:

Nice place... I think I might stay a while... *walks to the bar* oooh slushies... yummy.

mew?
pardon me what?

Have fun Wicked
sorry am not being the best of hostesses
A friend decided to depart and I am a tad upset over it....

stops playing & walks over to mslefaye :: there, there, i know how you feel. i lose people all the time. i hope you feel better::

thank you forsakengirl
just tired of loss

::give mslefaye a hug:: I've lost 12 people close to me in less than 2 years i know how you feel

makes me want to scream!!!!!!!

::hides in fear:: dont cut me open again!!

not tonight
just leave my kitty alone!

Good bye wingless.

:cries some more:

Yes I promise
I hope you feel better ::hands you peach schnapps smoothie::

:: Goes to mslefaye, gives her a hug and a nibble on the neck.

:pulls her hair from throar: if you are going to start dont stop...

::Doesn't stop.

Sometimes it helps to talk about your problems would you like to tell use what happend?

walks in dressed in all black semi formal attire his hair drapes infront of his face he walks over to mslefaye and takes a hand removing it from infront of his eyes and bows to her slightly smiling "hello m'lady"

quite simple
no more chicken and coffee
:continues to gently cry tears of blood staining her cheeks:
sigh
emotional attackments are such a bother

::bows to the rules::

:Laughing:
dont bow to rules
follow them or not
but never bow to such

Ha I found you!!! ::grabs the goat and cuts it open looking for his body parts::

be careful with that
already have that set of earings

:: takes a few more shots, sits back lights up a nice menthol cigarette ::

just chillin...

O.o Hehe oh yeah ::crosses legs::

:takes a hand full of random pills:
this should calm me

.:Trods in, one cat in her arms, and as usual the other two trailing slightly behind playing a game of leap cat:.

.:Filiana sits down after a long day of singing and listening to others sing:.

"Good evening Ms. Lefaye, sorry to see you so sad, but one can't very often change a persons decisions in life. Try not to dwell on it, perhaps you could talk to her in some other way."

.:Looks around hoping she isn't sounding unsympathetic:.

:Laughing:
C'est la vie
C'est la mort

que sera sera

and all that

uh-oh pill poppin LoL :-p

do what i do drink a shit loada pop! Works for me...

C'est la vie
C'est la mort

French? Oh wait, it has to be,

It is the life
It is Death
Which will be will be

*Walks in, Winks at Lefaye. Grabs a fresh orange and a bottle of jose. Peels the orange and sucks on it while drinking the jose.* so yummy.

*slaps a 20 on the bar*

you know if anyone ever comes in here asking for IDs .... The windows and doors are fair game

:smiles:

Good thing I'm legal.

some how I think they would take offense at the forum nazi slurpees and absynth....

Not sure those are legal ANYWHERE!

True true. *raises my bottle of jose*

:smiles:

Hey, Its just a club( ya i know ), its not a tavern, lol. I haven't broken the rules.

rules?
you do not talk about ...
and dont eat the guests...
next incarnation is leave Kat's Kitty the hell alone!

thats it drink up kids

Hi grlz!!!
*waves on moonlitblood and Kat*
What are u drinking?

Alright. .:Asks the bartender for a Diet Dr. Pepper even though theres nothing stating that she cannot drink alcohol:.

" Well, atleast the singing part of its over, although I do enjoy singing."

I am sucking on an orange and drinking jose, Thera. What ya gonna have? It's on me tonight.

I am not drinking tonight
just pining...
I'm NOT DEAD YET
just pining

.:Busts out singing:.

"I walked in, the band just started,
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
Was on a mission to drown her memory but,
I thought no way with all this ruccus.


But after one round with Jose Cuervo,
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat.
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo,
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me.

Then some stranger asked me to dance,
And I revealed to her, my two left feet.
Said: "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you asked,
"But tonight's about me an' an old memory."

Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo,
I let her lead me out on the floor.
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo,
I was showing off moves never seen before.

Well, round five or round six,
I forgot what I came to forget.
After round seven, or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place.

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo,
They were counting me out and I was about to give in,
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo,
I lost count and started counting again.

One round with Jose Cuervo.
I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo.
Three rounds with Jose Cuervo.
Four rounds...
Fo-Five rounds..."

do have to ask ...
Am I going to have to go cave girl and bash the guys over the head to get them in here?

I would like to have one vodka please...with the orange juice....
*looks down and thinks for a while*
I have to filtrate my nerves and celebrate the first part of my graduation which was yesterday!

How was testing Thera?

Thats cool Thera, I won't be graduating from HS for another 2 years.

wonderful, sweetie! Like I said, it's all on me tonight. Get what you want.

Well if its on you ....
:licks absynth off of moonlitblood83:

strange you dont taste like its all on you...

.:Looks at all the alcoholic drinks:.

"I've gotta keep sober, I have school in about 7 hours, or was it 8? " *chuckles*


Thera, are you on the east coast or mid? Our schools don't get out untill the very beginning of June.

.:Looks at her cat:.

"Hmm, maybe I should follow suit, na too early" *chuckles again*

Filiana not everyone here is in the USA dear

mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

*grins at mslefaye*

*walks in, lays a 50 on the bar and gets himself an absinthe shot and 4 vodka shots*
Actually Absinthe is legal in australia, they legalised it a few years ago... well at least it is in my state, not sure about the others.
*throws the shots back oe after the other, finishing with the absinthe, then staggers to a couch in the corner, and lights a cigar*

Oh absinthe!!! Thanks for idea Mslefaye
*quickly changes her order*
Well it went quite smoothly Id say...I finished it as a first from my class...but sometimes its a negative sing...
I will now my results in weeks
*smokes one cigaret*

I know, I just know that the east coast and the mid area of US and CA get out at about that time.

Filiana Im from Slovakia. And this year its the first one with the new system of graduating... "lucky me"

*walks over to a couch, sits and lights a b&m* yum. perfect with jose.

So youre... mid Europe? I'm not one whose much on geography, the basics are all I really know, lol.

.:Slowly moves in her chair as not to wake her mom:.

Geez, how I love creeping around in the dark, against my moms orders, lol.

Ok, night all. *hands Thera a $50* Have a lil fun, dear. *walks out into the darkness.*

parents gotta love them
atleast if you want to stay in the will

lol, I already get the house if anything happens to her.

Yes Filliana I m ....dont worry cos u have at least an idea about where it is...lots of ppl dont =)
Well guys, Moonlit left me 50 for us so lets celebrate!
"Let there be music!"

.:Sits here sculpting a figure out of clay, *tries to think of what an ooolder pair of shoes might look like*:.

Well, I've made a cape, and a pillar(need to add cracks) just have to make a person, lol.

Yep, right where I thought it was. Just studied WWI in school, connected the names from there to now

Just have to love the silence of this time of night

*walks in again*
*slowly looks around and....tries to brake Mslefaye idilic silence*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

I hear my own echo here!
*gigles for herself and takes a bottle of fine red vine*

::Enters, relieved that he is not the only one here. Gets a vodka in cranberry juice, and whistles a happy tune as he makes his way to where Thera is.

Hey Thera - soon to graduate huh?

*"lucky smile" from that graduation*
Greetings Maxman!
Oh yes, yesterday I did monitoring test from english language....But I have further more before me!
How are ya today?
*lights one cigarette*
I hope u dont mind

Why people tend to dissappear here?
Well...
*lights another cigarette*

Probably fell asleep, as I did last night, lol. Good Morning to Y'all

-This- is rather funny. :) God, it's been ages since I've bothered with the forums.

:: Takes cig from Thera's hand and smokes a puff himself.

Sorry I vanished, I'm at work ;-(

I bet you that your testing today will go very well too! You are a supremely intelligent vampire!

:raises head off her keyboar: mew arrrgghhhh I have a head ache!
Hello and welcome Narakyndryn

::Looks around for MSLEFAYE

Shit, I got a heache too! feels like a little munchkin is behind my right eyeball trying to push it out. You wouldn't have a munchkin extraction device by chance, would you?

You ever going to beat that game Forsakengirl? There is only a certain amount of times that you can watch the same fight over and over. Do you need a cheerleader? LOL

maxxmann damn that is exactly how i would discribe the beginnings of my migrains.
As for removal devices no i dont if you find one PLEASE
let me know

I have the cure for all ills just $14,999.99
guarunteed or triple your money back
100% to date satisfaction
never returned a cent yet....
never had a single complaint upon completition of treatment!

::hmm...i've never had a cheerleader b4:: plays for a while longer.....

:: o.k. i'll play some other game. you wanna join, Tigra?::

Gee MSLEFAYE, 14,999.00 sounds kinda steep, I can do the same with a 50 cent bullet.

Right now I could use a massage by a couple of Geisha girls, or a good blood letting.

I know its your joint, but can I buy you a drink?

Let There be music.... Theatres des Vampires - La Danse 'MACABRIA' Du Vampire

mmm thats music.. goes to the bar and gets some good red wine.. sits on a stool and looks around...

*wakes up from her slushie induced coma*

oooh more people...

*puts unfished slushie down, and goes to the bar and gets a HyperCaptain*

sure maxxmann a nice stiff 16 oz glass of vodka sounds good right now

:massages maxxmann's neck and shoulders: Not geisha but perhaps this will help

:: Quickly grabs a bottle of vodka, and two glasses, fills them.

Ahhhhh - very nice back rub, once you are done, I'd love to return the favor.

:tenderizes the meat a bit more: No I dont think that is needed
:smiling wickedly: salute

:Laughing: To be accused of posting for the sake of adding another tally then to see a dozen more posts not even close to topic but bitching and witching at explanation for peoples total uncomprehension. How ammusing!

Oh I do so love days where I am moody

maxxmann pour me a few more would you please....

**walks in, grabs a bloody slurpee.. and looks around innocently as she sips on her drink.. and then sets her empty glass down.. licks her lips, and then walks out of the 'club'..**

Yes Ma'am

:Pours MSLEFAYE a few more vodkas.

:Shoulders feel much better.

still looking for a game....::bloodrayne, yeah i found it!!! anybody want to join? cus i ain't stopping it::

::slides in all high and mighty wearing bronze testicular earrings::
heylo everyone
::he says as he trips over his feet::...................ow I think I broke my nose

I wanna be in the club. Please, Im cool. No kust joking. I really like the rules

Well if you want to join you need to push that goat over there through the fence

::smiles::

*walks in getting his grove on* any muchachas wanna dance come on mamasitas lets dance!!!!!!!!!!

::points and laughs at SushiSan::

..........i dont get it

*continues dancing* wooooo! i can feel the music baby!!!! make room make room! ican do it im gunna break dance!!! *does the wind mill hitting a table* Bah! my ankle! im bleeding help me!!!

*steps over sushi* your in the way of my slurpee.....oh ya btw... *points* haha!, cherry slurppe plz *sits at bar*

*gives up and lays down staring wide eyed and as he begins to sleep into uncontiousness he stares at the beautiful glow of the space invaders machine and murmers* i will one day save the universe... from.... from space invaders.....

HA HA HA!!! ::falls on floor laughing at sushi:: Oh it hurts to laugh ::still laughs::