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Greetings I am Filiana, Ms LeFaye is your Hostess here. Here are her rules:

***Refreshments are on Bar***
***Feel free leave what you think is right ***
***or not worst case***
***you are on tap tommorow night***


#1 - The first rule of The Succubus Club is, you do not talk about Succubus Club.
#2 - The second rule ofSuccubus Club is, you DO NOT talk about Succubus Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the Music is over.
#4 - Two guys to a space invaders.
#5 - One Bite at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes, no crucifix.
#7 - Blood letting will go on as long as it has to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Succubus Club, you have to do Karaoke.
If you follow these rules, everyone will get along just fine!
Ðhampir


For Music instead of DJ We have LET THERE BE MUSIC voice activated music



Slurpee machine is also on bar 3 flavours Red is Forum Nazi ....

Video Games for those addicts are set to play on start buttons instead of quarters

This place is free to use just leave whats right as are the rules


Somehow like a rave I have this feeling we are going to get busted more than a few times.

Give me a bit to find a new place and *POOF*I shall re-open.

Mistress LeFaye

**DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS**

***** DO NOT MESS WITH THE CATS!*****

Dont forget the big rule

dont mess with the kat

*rolls in pain* waaa my foot i need pocky!!! some on give me pocky!

::points and laughs:: hahaha!!
::falls down laughing again:: hehehehahaha!!!!

"Pocky, the chocolate right?"

I will be your host untill Mistress LeFaye is able to take over, I am in school still so I will only be on for a few minutes at a time while she's suspended.

Minus the time I'm at home that is.

*Walks in, sits on a couch and lights up a Kamel Red* yummy

.:Lifts up barrier and goes behind the bar, closes the barrier:.

"Anyone need a drink? Slushies are where they normally are, the same flavors untill Ms LeFaye decides to change them."

Yeah, Filiana, I could use a bottle of jose, please. *hands you $10* Not too big of a bottle though, dear.

.:Looks around under bar for a bottle of Jose Cuervo:.

"Ah, heres one..." .:She pulls out a bottle of Jose and asks "Hows this?" as she sets the bottle on the bar and takes the $10 and puts it in Ms LeFayes stash.

Thank you hun. *lights up a B&M, sits back and relaxes.*

.:Reaches over the bar and brings a bar stool over:.

"Might as well," *chuckles* "Just waiting for traffic to pick up in here."

Want some of my Jose, Filiana? *gestures the bottle toward her*

Does anyone mind if I do the time warp?

"No, but thank you for the offer Moonlit, I like to stay sober... for now anyhow. "

.:Reaches for a Diet Dr. Pepper:.

They say Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like the original, then somebody screwed up!

That's cool, Filiana.. more for me.

For real, Richard!

" Actually Richard Cypher A.K.A. Richard Rahl or Richard With the Temper, Diet Dr. Pepper tastes almost exactly like the original, with more bite."

Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Lol, so many nick names for one person in one sentence! *laughs*

And why make a drink if it tastes just like the original? It all seems so pointless to me *sigh*

"I guess that will be OK, if its alright with everyone else. Jumping around and showing off won't hurt anything. But first, are you new to this club... if so you do have to sing"

And Filana, you forgot Bringer of Death.

Actually, Richard, for people like my father with many many health issues, if he wants to drink pop, diet is a must and diet dr. pepper is his fav.

In that case I'll do a rendition of one of my favorite childhood songs...

"What rolls down stairs,
Alone and in Pairs,
And ove your neighbors dog?"

"Whats great for a snack,
And fits on your back?

I did didn't I? LOL.

Richard Cypher, born Richard Rahl, but fostered by Mr. Cypher (bleh, don't remember his name) finds out lots of stuff in his travels as the Seeker. He brings death to many with his sword, so he gives himself the name Bringer of Death. He honored a member of the mud people by slapping him really hard, which earned him the nickname Richard with the temper.

Forgive the order, I haven't read one of those books in quite awhile.

Mr. Cypher - George
Mud person- Salvadin ?

"Its log, log, log!"

"It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"

:))

Are you done, if so *claps*, if not sits here quietly listening.

*bows* thank you, thank you, thank you. No thank you, ok seriously, thank you. Alright if you insist I'll an encore. But only if you insist.

"Do you like to sing?" *chuckles* "You only need to sing once, but if you do enjoy singing, you can sing."

Alright, Kiddies, I gotta go for a bit, but I'll be back in here later.

I dont really like to sing but if I have an audience who wants to listen to me sing then I say Yay!

"See you later Moonlit."

Laters, Filiana!

::Saunters in Sly Selling Silly Serbian Sitcoms.

Hey, glad the place is open, I've heard of, but never had an Albama Slammer, lem'me have on.

::Searches for a place to sit to best hear the singing that hopefully will soon happen.

*lights dim* "At first I was afraid, I was petrified"*spotlight turns on, Richard in his ruby red dress sitting on a piano*"Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me"

"Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive"

*trips over SushiSan and fractures collar bone* Ah my neck, my f***ing neck!

nice rules they sound very familiar...

"Don't you move, or youll hurt yourself more."

Did you read it completely through? lol. They are the original rules for the Succubus club. LeFae is unable to come here right now, so I re-opened the club for her. I am the hostess untill she gets back.

so much pain, it hurts it really hurts. Whats that Jesus you want me to do what? Ok I'll stop singing. Alright you dont have to call me that. Jeez what an ass.

*enters the club and quickly scans through the room*
Hi Filiana!*waves on Filiana as she comes closer to her*
What has happened with Mslefaye??
*thinks what she should order*

Nope, no clue. sent an e-mail, awaiting response.

uh shopkeep can I have something to drink?

*Thinks on what may happened*
Ok Id like to have one Latte...Are u serving or can I prepare it myself?

Whatever you want, we have here. No ID required.

Anyone have any ideas on what I should drink?

You may serve yourself unalcoholic beverages. I'm just being the barkeep (What a crazy idea, a 16 year old barkeep)

Oh and congrats on the uprank Richard.

No clue what you should drink, I'm not you.

Thats ok cause Im going to be a 19 yr old barkeep. I that case can I have a Sunset Passion Coloda, with 151?

*lights up one fine cigarette and walks to the bar*
Ok Im gonna make the Latte myself- Does anyone whant it too??

Well I guess not, so...
*continues in preparing it for one*

Hey can someone tell me please what is the time?
*looks around*

Escuse me mam*directed towards the lonely lady making the latte* I believe the time is 11:33pm

Why thank you shopkeep, how much do I owe you or are you just going to put it on a tab for me?

Richard, she is in Slovakia. 5:33 would be more like it i think

I'll put it on a tab. (looks around for prices)

Well I thnk it would be better if we came up with a universal clock to use. Dont you?

Oh and how is the testing going Thera?

Yea, but I'm not the one to decide that. The founder of this particular club should decide what time it is.

Understood. Well what is there do in this joint?

*walks to richard and Filiana*
Thank u for the time Richard, Its ok, I wanted to know the time where u are, because It happens to me often that ppl dissappear suddenly...
*gigles*
Its 8:45am here.

*now turns towards Filiana*
Thanks for asking it went ok.
Heres a ten for Latte and may I order the same shake u did for Robert? It looks so ....yummy

Theres free games, slushies to be eaten, drinks to be drank, couches and stools (and a few chairs) to sit on, People to talk to, floors to be danced to, music to be sung, anything not listed in the do not rules.

*smiles* Im always glad to ablige a lady as lovely as yourself *reahes over and kisses Thera's hand*

floors to be danced on****

"Yes you may, I made more than one serving." .:Slides a glass of the drink to Thera:.

"I'll admit, it does look good."

"Let there be music!"
*now plays Pink Floyd - The division bell*
I hope u dont mind it guyz

I am in the same time zone Robert is in.

"I sure don't." *Looks in her journal* " I just love music, been into it since kindergarten."

I dont mind. I think Pink Floyd is simply amazing.*starts busting lose* whoops hope you didn't need that chair

Actually, no we're not in the time zone. We have the same time for now, but when DST ends, I'll be an hour behind Richard.




We read the same types of books Richard.

Ooh, I want what Robert is having. Can I have one please?

Do we now? Thats awesome. What books are you talking about speciffically?

Dont be affraid theres so many chairs in here...!!!
Thans for the drink
*sipps...*
Uhhh that tastes lovely!!

Oops... why did i type Robert? I meant I'm in the same time zone that Richard is in.

Yeah I know. Just looking to amuse myself.

*looks aruond..*
I cant see any Robert here!

Robert Jordan(thats probably why I typed robert instead of Richard) I have all off the wheel of time except the latest book, and the one that came after that but was before the first book.

*Now I did understand and began to laugh out loud*

Terry Goodkind too.

Maybe he's hiding behind Richard*looks around* nope no robert. Just an amazingly attractive gentlemen neamed Richard*coughs*me*coughs*

Robert Jordan is my fav author and the it would have to be Terry Goodkind. I love the WoT books to death.

Something stinks here...
lol
*sniffing and laughing*

I think its DeathsDesciple's goat...

I dont smell anything. *sniffs* Im pretty sure I showered today. What is it that you smell Thera?

*sticks my head in the door*

Its like a joke or saying when someone is very selfconfident...
*smiles*
Hi moonlit!

"Welcome back moonlit."

Ok guys It was a pleasant time here, now i have to go to school!
Bye and see ya later here!
*fast walking as I dont want to miss the bus*

"Good luck!"

It was a pleasure my love*kisses Thera's hand one more time* See you later

lol, I was just remembering from awhile back ago. There was a bar in the chatroom of a game i played... I was the bartender. NOW thats crazy... I was 11!

Thats insane. What is your favorite drink to make?

I just make them, no questions asked. In that one ages mattered except the barkeeps, lol. I am so mature for my age, or so they say.

Well I guess I'll just dance by myself for now. Anyone feel free to join me*dances to the center of the floor by myself*

Well, I would, except for the fact that i'm a bad dancer with todays dancing standards.

Thats ok so am I. I've already broken one chair

*Walks in* Hey every one, I'm Back!

you were just jumping up to go dance is all.

Whats up Moonlit. Hows your night going so far? *Richard shouts across from the dance floor*

Conratulations on the upgrade. I wish I was that high up on the food chain. Hey someone come boogie with me* as Richard knees himself in face trying to do the twist*

I am doing great, Richard! *Grabs Richard by the hand and drags him to the dance floor.* I'll teach ya to dance good.

Lol, Filiana, You go girl!

Are you sure you are up to the challenge? I dance like a retarded monkey. Oh well I hope your Imo covers this kind of thing*sighs*alright lets get down

as I said welcome back moonlit.

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Yay for me. I want a cookie!

You go too! Your a shade now!

I feel like such a rookie surrounded by such greatness

"I am always up to a challenge, Richard, but I will have you dancing like a star by the time I am done with you. I used to be a clubber... hee hee" *Grinds Richard* 'Just place your hands on my hips and follow my moves'

Youre in luck Moonlit... *pulls some cookies out of the oven*

You'll be up here with us soon, Richard.

Hey, we've all gone up a rank tonight, hurrah!

Ohhhhhhh, Chocolate chip by any chance??? or Gingerbread???? num num.

I think Im starting to like this dancing lesson*smiles*place like this?*grabs moonlits hips*

3 cheers for Filiana, Richard, and I!
hip hip
HOORAH!
hip hip
HOORAH!
hip hip
HOORAH!!!!!!

Yes Richard. Just grind it and move with me.

well it feels good so I must be doing it right. how am I doing so far?

How about several types?!

Awesome, Filiana! You are the greatest barkeep ever!

You are a wonderful student, Richard! :)

They may call Richard with the Temper but they also say I am a wonderful and fast learning student. Lets just say Im eager to be grinding up against you*blushes*

How sweet, Richard. You won't be needing me soon, though. You'll be able to grab any girl and dance away.

I cannot agree with you, Mistress LeFaye is the best barkeep because she created the club.

True, Filiana, but you made cookies, so that makes you the second greatest!

lol. Shouldn't drink on an empty stomach (is that true?)

but only thanks to your teachings. And dont sell yourself so short Filiana, you're still an excellent barkeep in my book.

Its kind of true. You tend to get drunker if you drink on an empty stomach. among other things that get you drunk faster.

I eat bread before I drink cause it will suck that right up! Get to drink more and get drunk slower.

Its starting to get cold here in Oregon.

brb, gonna rate some profiles before i update.

Its starting to hotter here in Az

i take that back, i opened another browser, lol.

It's perfect here in Kansas City. Love the weather! Cloudy and rainy.... Lightining storms... mmmmmm *licks lips*

lol, Blackfoot keep climbing up and nudging my chin.

lucky you. I love lightning storms*envious glare*

Lightining and I are close..... hee hee hee. *winks at Richard*

we've been having thunder, hail, rain & slush

I don't like the slush part... yuck...

o well, I just deal with it.

Sorry to bother you barkeep but can you make me a Strwberry Daqueri*i dont know how to spell that*

thanks again, your a doll. hmm, tastes like happy

That looks wonderful, Filiana! May I have one also?

you can have some of mine if you want*winks at moonlit*

Richard, what % are you at?

Wonderful, thank you, Richard.

only 40% im rating a bunch of stuff right now though

anytime moonlit. especially for the one who taught me to grind like that*smiles*

That will help. Pages viewed is also a main one.
So is time, lol.


I'm at 10% now.

it says I viewed 1507 pages, is that a lot?

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nice, im so jealous

for your level, yes, for my level... not really.