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Succubus

In medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succubare, "to lie under") is a female demon which comes to men, especially monks, in their dreams to seduce them and have sexual intercourse with them, drawing energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death. This legend was an explanation for the phenomena of wet dreams and sleep paralysis. Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish), Lilitu (Sumerian) and Rusalka (Slavic) were succubi.

Greetings I am Ms LeFaye your Hostess here. 

**DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS** 

** Welcome have Fun **

** AND REMEMBER DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULD **

Strange days indeed
For Some reason Succubus Club wouldnt post
So a quick name change same place different name ... slightly

Mews!

hooray more sugar

*goes to the slurpee machine gets out pucker and makes a sour slurpee*

mmmm... i have been up for 10 hours already

*drinks the bookoo he hid from the cops*

:: enters covered in sweat, and smiling...

Think I just met a Succubus.

:: Gets a slurpee

:Gets a byte to eat .. of maxxmann:
Behave dear

*walks in with wings that appeared out of nowhere on her back and a tad bit aroused and not sure why....hmmm. Goes over to the bar but got a sudden urge to go to mslefaye instead. *bites mslefaye* mmmm better than a slurpy i must say. That last one made me hump mailboxes.*

*urge continues and walks over to maxx who looks very drained and has a nibble of him too*

MMMMMMM dragonsage you tease
:goes and has a long slow byte of dragonsage and does all those things that are censored from the whelps:

heck, let's go for things over 21 and over while you're at it! mwhahaha

:: Enjoys the feeling of two must lovely vampires biting and drinking from his most vunerable neck.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

hello everyone! ::walks over to bar::

i need something new to drink any suggestions?

:: enjoys the goings on between Dragon Sage and MS Lafate.

Hey pink lust, try a greyhound, vodka in grapefruit juice, yummy!

*waves*
Hello everyone!
How do you feel today ppl?
Im not so good...
*walks to Mslefaye*
I hope u took my Silvester here =)
*winks*

::stills sits at the bar drinking her sorrows away.::
::some men suck. i should be a lesbian.::
*gets up and pours more drinks*

*finishes her fill of maxx and heads over to the sobbing lady at the bar* Hi *puts wing around her* I'm sorry you're having a bad moment but look at it this way....women suck better at things. *grins*

Well, what about my home-made Slivovica???
*evil smile*

yes thera i brought your pet

lustybloodvampyr only a few men suck and those are closely guarded pets the rest just stink

Ahhh tis good to be back

:finishes off maxxman:

walks in "hello everyone, sorry i slept thru everything the other day. i got wasted big time" goes & serves herself some coffee but spills everything " where are my glasses? i'm sure they fell around here somewhere. "

Ummm forsakengirl we moved atleast once since then
might check the box in the closet have lots of found bits in there
dont mind the fingers and such they are going to be fed to Thera's plant later....

"o.k. thx mslefaye. i assumed this was the same place as last time cus someone got me here. i couldn't see his face tho...oh well" searches in the box "hmm, no luck. i can't find my glasses without my glasses. is this even the right box? well, i'm getting some new glasses soon so i won't worry. " tries to look around "where's dragonsage, i gotta thank her for the coffee she gave me" walks around & trips on a stool "damn!" gets up & walks into somebody "i'm sorry...who are you? i can't see you that well?"

hi forsaken *hugs her* you're welcome for the coffee. LOL

" hi dragonsage" hugs back "is that you i ran into? sorry. as you can see , I have no glasses"

:sticks a fresh set of eyes in forsakengirl's hand: Here have a new set of eyes rather than glasses ....

"ooh, new eyes! thx ." takes out bad eyes & puts on new eyes. "wait, i can't see what color they are. can someone tell me?"

kinda greenish

:Laughing:

well...kcbrujha left me so now im back with my baby's father. *though he don't know i was leaving him.*
but oh well.
::drinks some more.::

lustybloodvampyr come over to the pink side
much easier to deal with and no more little ones to worry about .....

*walks in and heads over to the bar*Could someone make me a Flat Tire

::walks in and goes to bar::

::waves to everyone in general::

Hi Everyone!!

hello

Hello Tigra
Sorry I don't mix drinks but there is a book about somewhere if you wish to mix your own Richard Cypher Rahl...

No thats ok. I am intent on dehydrating myself.

Well in that case might I suggest stepping into the industrial sized food dehydrater?

yeah that's what im thinking ms. marry a lesbian and just go get a guy when needed. lol.
::gets more drinks.::

Sounds like fun. Just add water. Reminds me of the old Batman movie. The Penguin had Dehydrated Seamen

:just shakes her head and drinks her espresso:

*shakes head as well* But it was an awesome movie.

wow my cafeene has worn off

*goes to the bar and makes 4 pots of cofee*

*looks around*

what i need cofee ive been up since 2:30

mmm... bookoo and cofeee mmm....

::walks in cloaked and armed with a scythe as the imperial march plays::................
......::scratches his hooded head:: ........
..........never had that happen before

ohhh let me try that

*leaves then comes back in*

*lacoocaracha plays*

damn it it didnt work

(sorry for spelling im not a genious anymore)

lol ::sits at bar and lays head down::
dose anyone have a bango?

:: looks and chuckles in amusement::

*grumbles in the corner*

stupid cacaroach song grrr...

::pulls out banjo from beneath his cloak::
I need another banjo or acoustic guitar I have a great idea
::smiles::

ohh random instuments of doom

*reaches behind back and pulls out a dildo*

oops wroung pocket

*reaches to OTHER side and pulls out a life size robot of paula abdoul*

let doom reign down upon thee

ohh random instuments of doom

*reaches behind back and pulls out a dildo*

oops wrong pocket

*reaches to OTHER side and pulls out a life size robot of paula abdoul*

let doom reign down upon thee

LMAO make sure she doesn’t run me over ::begins to play the Dueling Banjos with one person:: this wont be as good without one more

::smiles and chuckles. ty i needed a laugh::

ohh a banjo thats like a giant spoon right

*goes n gets a banjo and eats cereal*

lmao yes one big spoon ::thinks to self:: it would work
::slaps self and starts to play some Irish pub songs::

grape nuts and faygo

Should i get into bluegrass?............nah
::puts banjo away and sets head back down::

::lifts up head and looks around::
were is everyone
::walks over to the slurpee machine get poll nazi and sits on top of a table playing his banjo::

I'm all alone theres no one here beside me

I'm all alone theres no one to deride me..........
::blinks::

*Walks in* "Any body here??"

"Cool. Bar to myself!* Grabs a bottle of Jose and an orange and sits on the couch in the peace and quiet.*

I'M NOT ALONE!!!!!
WOOO WHOOO!!!!

::plays dueling banjos::
I love this song i just need one more player

Alone again
::passes out drinking slurpee::

ok so i've had a couple drinks, and im puffing on a nice blunt =)

anyone care to join?

*Sits up from sleeping on the couch and shakes head* "Wow, it's already 2:15! *yawn!*

:stretches:
okay who's brite idea was spiking my exspresso and burrying me?

Im frying.................................................

Look at the trails...............................................................................................

:knocks the dirt off and out of her hair:
I do so detest having to claw my way out of the earth....

Thank you tons, Filiana! you are great!

Glad to see you are back from your earthly sleep, MsLefaye. How are you tonight?

I have a headache and cant seem to get my thoughts in order yet....
Rather disturbing

I am sorry, dear. I hope you feel better.

Thank you moon lit blood
has been strange days of late
not looking forward to loosing contact with the outside world

WHAT?!

I go offline soon for I do not know how long ....
No phone no net no outside communication with the world....
c'est la vie

I am so sorry, hun. I have had to go thru that too. Yes, it sucks.

Hope ya get it all back again soon though.

Yes well c'est la vie
Life is so much fun some days ...
To bad this isnt one of them

ok ill just finish this up...

helps himself to wings neck
(the true succubi)

*YUMMMM*

Waves at Lafey

Yay, Filiana!

Yep yep
Although with luck I will atleast be able to pop in now and again...
Don't forget to feed Thera's vampiric plants

:Laughing: Just remember things have to be restocked other than that who cares....

Mew mew
still here for a day or three depending on when they turn things off.....

Goodnight for now you 2, Its 230 in the morning here.

yes well dawn does come earlier and earlier as the season progresses
ah well

I wish I was slightly sleepy so I could go to bed... ohh well.

well I think someone spiked my coffee around 16:00 last night and decided to bury me ...

Hadnt even been up 10 hours
so someone is in trouble
where is that maxxmann he was the last i remember talking too
Some one needs to mention that date rape doesnt work through computer terminals ....

:Laughing: poor maxxmann

ROTFLMFAO! that is great, Lefaye... date rape... pc terminals.... *takes a deep breath* I am ok, really.

Yes thats right I am a mental case
call the men with the white coats that tie in back!

well this is the colest club I have seen for many moons. Hmmm, never been here before, think I will have a coffee and nibble on the treats scattered about the place. *Looks around and smiles warmly to all* Greetings :-)

Ok, LeFaye. I am leaving. Talk to you, Hopefully, tonight, dear. Have fun... btw, 300 done. :)

LadySmitthms hello and welcome
have you sung yet?

LOL
moonlitblood be safe and yes hopefully tonight ....

Thank you for the welcome mslefaye, its appreciated.
I am a friendly vistory in your lovely establishment, must i sing for my meal? LOL, Might you accept another currency, I might scare away all the patrons of this fine establishment if I utter a note ;-)
Coffee sure is fine here but the company seems to wandering off to dark corners, ut oh, the sun must be on the rise...time to bid all a fairwell.
Be well all

Rest well then LadySmitthms
gotta do Karaoke next time
:laughing:

*comes in singing "im a grumpy ole troll, who lives under the bridge...." pours herself some coffee hoping like hell she doesn't have to watch anybody's kid today (goes to her happy place)*

*Looks in and checkes the ppl*
Hey everyone!
*goes to bar to make an order if Mslefaye will be there*

Well...
*Goes and prepares one vanilla coffee for herself*
*than looks behind the bar and sees vodka ...*
Yumm
*lights one and listens to the song which is playing*

Hello Thera dear

*Walks in, grabs a beer, and finds a secluded booth. Sits a observes*

*gets under mslefaye's table for a 'slurpie'*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Enters*
Love this place!
*sees LeFaye and WIngless*
God, I really love this place!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey maxx come check out this slurpie under the table mslefaye is at. LOL

Oh!
Finally ppl here!!
I fell asleep....
*Let there be music!*
Now playing OPETH-Black water park, Morning rise

Well, this is new. Never saw a place where ppl have to get under the tables to drink their slurpees... ::giggling::

::climbs under bar stool to sip on my drink::

Definitely a different perspective down under.... ::grinning::

I just luv the waist level sights....

*To Sage* Love to.
*Joins her under the table*
Yummy yum yum!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
am going to get you two
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

walks in " man, this place looks better with my new eyes! hello everyone!"

goes & plays videogames...

my brain hurts i think im finaly startin to crack

yesterday i got into an argument with a mailbox

food

ima gonna sleep on the bar now night

"wow, the screen looks vivid!" plays some more for a while...

::wakes up on the table with slurpee cup on head looks around::
hey there is people here
::blinks::
::takes off cloak and walks naked to the bathroom::

spots something in the corner of her eye & turns around "is that guy naked?" meanwhile, she loses the game...

::walks out of the bathroom stretches and yawns puts on his cloak as he pours a cup of coffee with French vanilla creamer::

Hello everyone how’s it going

starts new game " Dark Stalkers.....this may be worth a shot"

::gets up after his drink grabs his scythe and starts to dance::

ohh dancing does it mean its time to dance naked

did i hear right? are ppl gonna dance naked?

" oh crap there goes my game" starts again

naked"bursts in" oh sorry um Id like to dance...can I have some vodka and Ill be right back i have to use the bathroom

::stops dancing::
I got a great idea
::sets up backlights and takes off his cloak rubbing liquid laundry detergent all over his body making him glow::
hehehe
::starts to dance::

*gets naked cause hes had too much to drink*

wooo im naked

*does the robot*

::stops dancing::
.......if I leave this detergent on too long I will get a chemical burn..........oh well
::starts dancing again::

wooo burns yeah

its like a sun burn
::jumps up on table playing his banjo::

hurray the big spoon

::plays some hard core banjo as he is jumping up and down on the table breaking it and falling down smackin his head on another table and cracking his back on a chair::
................ohh..hh...hh...........

spoon action

you break it you replace it

Anyone want to try cooking some of the nummy
recipes ???
I am hungry!!!
I am bored where is everyone ?

Hey Mslefaye!!!
Dont ya see me?
At least u know how I feel always Im here alone...
*smiles and goes to bar to make one big Latte*

Id like one Baked Kid...
*laughing*

Ohhhhhh my head Ohhhhh my back.......
............AHHHHHH I left it on too long it burns!!!!!!
::runs in the bathroom::

*shocked*
Wait! There is my Baked Kid running away!!!
Hey .....oh wait I ve ordered you!!!!!!
*running behind him*

Thera might need to tell DeathsDisciple to quit helping push them through the fence all the damn time...

Hey how is your plant doing?

Oh Hello!
Its good u reminded me =)
*goes to Silvester and feeds him with blood*
He is much bigger now, in few days I can feed him with sth bigger...
How are you?

Tired but still here which is good
Not sure when i shall disappear
but in the mean time
fun fun fun

I agree!!!
I will disappear too in ten minutes- going to the school......Again..
*goes to the dancefloor and shakes her but*
*then she laughs*

School is good school is fun
I miss school
until I have to wake up to go...

Well, until I wake up and have to go i love it...
Hehe
But this place is rather good when I compare it to school...
*cries .....nooooooooo*

*hugs Thera* over soon though wont it be?

Yes dear!
Time to go.....
Bye later!

Bi bi be safe and be good
well if you cant be good
atleast be good at it
:smiles:

Any body in here?? *Hears my echo* wow... Grabs a bottle of jose and an orange *grins*

hooray another night with little sleep

hey lady have you seen the man with the big spoon?

Hey there moonlit ....
mew mew I am here

hey there moonlit and mslefaye i just got up time to drink

Well romman it's your liver.....

hooray alchohol i need it like blood

Greetings friends... orders a round of drinks for all ;) Have fun!

Greetings LadyBlood
how are you this eve?

Hello MsLefaye! how are you tonight?
Hello Romman.. I know how you feel! And how are you?

I am not too terrible moonlit
still trying to find a way to stay online ...