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Walks in.. looking around..

Oh Daermon, why are you so lonely?..

~looks up from her book~...

hey where did everyone go??...~goes back to munchin on a donut~....mmmhmmm...good and fattening....LOL

walks in after wiping fresh blood off the mouth...

Hey, is the coffee good today?

All is well my world Deity...thankyou...YAY!!!....glad you had a great birthday..did ya get everything you wanted??...~grins

~hugs Emmy~...grrr bah..humbug...no worries yeah??...smile for me..~Big Cheesey Grin~

everything except nookie

haha

ok ok ok ... TMI :X :X :X

LOL...Deity!!!...is 'Nookie some American term for ...a birthday treat of some kind??..I am sure i have no idea what you are talking about.....~looks all sweet and innocent~

Now, now girls.. nookie before Irish Coffee's no good! Nookie after Irish coffees velly good!

*hands sunshine and deity a huge home made Irish coffee* lets boogie :)

yes...yes..YES..like..a....treat.

yeah and that is why it rhymes with cookie :)

there you go, sunshine!

smart girl ;)
♥

omg. PERFECT!

irish coffee and nookie

simply amazing ♥

haha, and we know what we can do with the ice after right?

~grins~

Thankyou Emmy ...mmhmm delish..perfection...YAY!!

Yes that i what i thought Deity..Cookie..Nookie..sweet delicious..great for any occassion...makes you feel kinda high after and just a little bit naughty...~giggles~

eeek!! bad spacing weirdness ...again...lol..oh and bad typing...must be too many cookies..makin me all shaky....LOL

Ice Emmy??...but Emmy all ice does is make your mouth all cool inside...what on earth could THAT be good for???...Maybe I should ask Dhampir eh??...~winks~...

A naughty cookie eh Deity?? and here is me thinkin that was the ..ahem...'Splenda' Brownies....LOL

ROFLLLLL

sunshine

i love it when you play innocent ;)

♥

Haha, Sunshine! Can I watch? Emmy scoots of to get her cam

Yes Emmy....of course you can watch me playing innocent...ROFL

Deity...I am innocent...honest!!!...I'm a good girl I am.....well so Dhampir says...he is always telling me what a 'Good Girl' I am...~giggles...innocently of course~

Strolls in....good afternoon everyone. How's it shaking?

**walks in and smiles** well seems like some people beat me to it.. **shrugs** Oh well. How is everyone?

Not bad dear and youself?

Could be better, could be worse. SSDD really. Glad to hear things are going well for you though hun. **bows her head to Angelpie** So. this place is sort of well **looks around at the bush blowing in the wind** dead..

LOL Dead is a good word for it. =) In fact, I'm on my out. I have to get home. See ya later!

Walks in and looks around, gloes over to get a large mug of coffee and finds a table to sit down at

*walks in and orders a cup of warm green tea then sits in her normal spot with her book* hello how is everyone doing today?

Loks up from thinking and sees lenore come in smiles and waves to her

*waves at shadow*

gets up and walks over to lenore, my I sit with you my dear

yes you may, so anything interesting happen today?

I wish my dear. Was just a long and hot day at work is all. How about you?

hmmm nothing really just woke up a little hung over and hung out with a friend the whole day. he went around walmart with a toy gun and pretending he was in veitnam

Laughs, he shold be lucky they did not catch him and throw him out~smiles~

lol yah. i was gonna bug my sister but she had the day off i think thats why we went there in the first place

So you did not bug your sister? that a shame. you should have my dear thats what they're there for,~grins wickedly~

Finishes his coffee and bids her a goodnight gets up and slowly walks out the door

Saunters in and gets sugar and cream with a little coffee mixed in. Hey everyone. What's goin on?

nothing much its kinda dead right now well im off now back later

See ya later hon. =)

*Stumbles in looking battered & bruised
and sporting fresh stitches,but seemingly in a good mood despite this*
Greetings all.

*walks in* *waves* hi all. i have no idea what to say so hi and bye...

*walks in smiling says hello* I'm still in a wonderful mood, how is everyone else?

::walks over to get a cup of joe::

I'm doing great and your self?

I for once am fabulous!

*sips on coffee*

*strolls in smiling and whistling, up to counter makes a Mocha *Damn I need this bad

*Dives for cover under the nearest couch*
I am one with the dust bunnies I am one with the dust bunnies I am one with the dust bunnies

*catches Crys run for cover* LMAO ... what's the matter with you Crys? You act like you're scared or something? ... *evil grin*

I'm not scared sweety your just not covered by my HMO

LoL one w. the dusy bunnies eh?

ME???? *looks around* Me?? why what ever did I do????

*Looks him self over* Lets see major bruiseing massive agrasions multiple contusions three fractured ribs and 256 stitches.
Oh nothing nothing at all.

grrrrrrrrr abrasions

Damn what happened to the car???

Not to mention I'm out one of my better outfits.
THERE WAS A CAR INVOLVED?
That must've come after I passed out from the pain!

Passed out??? Why wherever were you, that'd pass out THEN get hit by a car??? Geesh you had a rough night didn't you???

So was it the whole car or just the batery?
Well lets see the last thing i remember was being chained to your wall and some sort of sharp metal thing was pokeing me.

Whoa I am lost...LoL so I'm just gunna take a smoke break and chill.

*sits on the couch and trys to figure out how hes going to pay his medical bills*

*shrugs* Yeah will if you would have behaved like a good little slave, then you wouldn't be so bad off MMUUWWAAHHAA

Course maybe I shouldn't a had that last Blitz

I was behaveing I followed every order without fail!

*coughs* Ehhm mm yeah well we can argue that point later *turns and is about to make another mocha then turns back* Oh I do believe the 24 hours is not up yet .. do be a dear slave .. and make me another mocha and bring it too me ... *walks across the room and sits down on couch* ... on your knees

Lmao @ Dami, haha that's terrible.

As you wish it.*makes the mocha and crawls to dami on his knees*
Here you go. *bows*

*pats Crys head* Thank you dear, you may get up now and go back to your game or whatever. Some how I do believe I am going to regret this later ....

*grins, wishing i had me a little slave* >:)

I'd rather wait here for your orders mistress.*curls up at dami's feet*

LOL well pink dear we can't all have slaves .. and unfortnatully he willbe releaved of his duties in a few hours yet .. but in the mean time I believe I'd like a back rub Crys. I seem to have strained a muscle or two >;^}

*Raises and cracks his knuckles* As you wish mistress.*Begins rubbing dami's back and smileing*

Mmmmmm I do love a good back rub LOL *closes eyes*

LoL it's ok, that's what little sisters are for :-X ;)

LMAO hehehe Yeah they are usefull for something after all aren't they >;^}

*Hums merrily to himself*

Strolls in and has a decaf tea before I go to bed....Hey everyone...what's goin on?

Not much. How was your day?

Pretty good thanks....and you?

*walks in and greets the regulars with smiles and hugs.

*pours her coffee and sits down on comfy sofa.

*cracks open her paperback copy of Dante's Inferno and reads quietly.

Hey there Touchcoma....all is well here..How are you?

It was pleasantly rough heh.

*grabs some more coffee, sips and sits down*

I really should sleep more...

*opens eyes* Mmm Hello there Angel hon, how you doing? Hello Touchcoma,how are you? *grrrrrrr* Doo be quiet Crys .. You may stop for now, that felt very nice .. get me another Mocha please, and yes ... on your knees. >;^} LOL

As you wish it mistress.*Drops to his knees and fetches Dami's mocha*Here you go mistress.*Curls back up at dami's feet*

I'm doing great Dami..Thanks and you?

How does it look like I'm doing?? *absentmindedly begins to stroke the top of Crys head* I have Mocha's at me order, and incredable back rubs .. what more could a girl ask for? >;^}

*Purrs contentedly and nuzzles dami's leg*

You look like the cat's meow darling. =)

LOL yeah well, ya know *looks down at Crys* comefy are ya?

*Nods and continues purring*

*giggles* Good for you! Well darlings, I am off to bed. Sweet dreams!

Good night Angle talk to you tomorrow some time hon

Hello everyone how are things going

Hello kisses how have you been? It's been good here. *scratchs behind Crys ear softly* Be a dear and get me another Mocha, I seem to be lacking energy tonight *evil grin* and get kisses whatever she wants too. Oh and you can walk this time >;^} LOL

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfectly well how go things for you?

As you wish mistress.
What would you like kisses?
*rises to his feet*

*Shrugs and stalks of to fetch dami's mocha and grab a vanilla frapachino for him self* Your mocha mistress.

Damn I head out for the evening and you guys fill the place.....guess thats what i opened it for...
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Thank you darling. *yawns, then drinks Mocha quickly* Well dear ... I must be going, as there is still and hour and half left I shall go ahead and realease you from your duties now LOL *reaches up and kisses Crys cheek* You've been such a good slave *walks towards the door, looks back one more time, gleem in my eye* >;^} Bye deary

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