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FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS DAERMON'S BABY. I just couldn't get the pic up.


Welcome to the Cafe.....the only rule is to avoid rude flamings.....discussion...argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self.....and the walls themselves......tend to be shifting reality as the are formed from chaos.... the coffee is get it yourself...the bar is open....the jukebox is playing....and the flying monkey is in residence....that would be me....
and the only rule we have IS enforced.....so NO derogatory rudeness...other than that...anything goes.....Enjoy

Daire closed the previous one because it was getting too big. =) Have a great day everyone. I hope to see you all later on.

*Re-enters the cafe for the first time in a while.*

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

Walks in and shakes her head. "Man... I'm sooo Fucked."

*Looks over at Cat.*

Why hide my dear?

Well...I'm going now...I only returned to retrieve my mask...Farewell...

Hmnmmm... anyone here?

Taste what's wrong hun?

HELLO, IS ANY ONE HERE TONIGHT

*walks in*

Hello everyone. I'm in a good mood today so drinks are on me!

hello hello, i'll take a Deep Throat, a Blue Motorcycle, and a shot of Ameretto if you please Xander.

Hell, 2 of each. *grabs tray of drinks* Bottom's up. *slams back a double of vodka*

*looks up from her scrip*
'ello x, i may take you up on an a.m.f.

Why not? It's a party! Bring on the band!

*slams back the first round n starts sippin the rest* ahhhhh, that's better. was having a bad day.

*turns on cell phone*
what band do you want?

Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. *chugs a beer*

yeah!!! boozahal

Whatever you want for music, just make sure it's LOUD!!!

doesn't matter to me. i'm game for what ever music everyone else wants.... and i probably have whatever band's number.

Any requests? The phone lines are now open.

*strolls in* Good evening everyone. *walks over to the bar to get a glass of wine*

*finishes the wine and leaves* See you all later.

Anyone for a few habds of poker? I promise not to cheat...and get caught.

HOLY SHIT 27? Damn.. I have really missed some stuff..

*walks in, with full combat gear, walks to the bar, orders a coffee, sits down and yells out "LIBO"*

**goes and sits on boba's lap** hey hunny

walks in apearing to float , goes to the bar and orders a strawberry margarita., then takes a sit and awaits to the happenings, of the rest.

walks in while pulling on a chain....pyo follows awkwardly behind with great resistance...

:goes to the bar and orders a vegan chocolate milkshake....hands it to pyo who quickly drains it and throws the glass towards the door:

"wake pyo when it starts to get crazy..."

:yawns: waves absently at everyone and walks over to a vacant couch and lays down....falls asleep::

*looks up from scrip and drink*
there's more bodies in here

looks about wondering to herself if life is just a joke.

*enters the domain rising through Angels shadow and smiles at her as well as everyone else in the room* Hmmmm.... *he walks over to the darkest corner dressed in Jet black tripp pants laced from the side with an admantanium lacing the top of his torso covered completely in living stainless steel chains* Good evening everyone....

looks up at the new body, smiles slightly as she notices, the detailing of his pants. (evil thought please ignore)

'ello nienna and chains

hello thebat

thebatt*

no worries, my dear.
it's an odd spelling.

*has an odd sadistic urge to see if the living chains scream when heat is applied*


*cough*

Heya all.

tis true but i am goiing to spell it right if it kills me, which it just might. lol

hey req

and chains, i may take you up on that offer.....

nienna, it's not a big deal. don't worry about it. besides i answer to both.

i was jk

;P
i'm already drunk.... don't mind me.

It's kinda weird feeling when you're in a caffe rolling a joint and the next moment caffe disappears, and if you don't die out of shock and your brain copes with the weird fact that caffe in which you were sitting just disappeared with all the objects and people in it, then it will definitly snap out when the caffe that just disappeared materializes back again! Next time when I try to post it will probably be #36 so I think that it would be useless to say anything with more sense then what I just said...

walks in and sits down aggravated with the world and all it's shit

as usual

snaps fingers and a mocha freezer appears in hand

*walks in, lits a cigarette, sits at the empty table on the corner*

Good evening to all presents

hello

no one is here

just me

Hey night!
How are you tonigth?

pissy a little worse than usual

how are you

damn....27 already....my damn cafe and i've missed like four whole threads now....thanks angel for keeping the place open for me....
what up this evening blossom?
why so down?

I lost my job because I had to traverse 6 states to attend my grandmother's funeral and they wanted a dr's excuse--kiss my ass.

My fiance thinks that our relationship is meaningless because all he thinks I am is a piece of ass for when he wants it--other than that he can get porn now anytime he wants and prefers that over myself

And if you'll read coagulated thoughts or my journal you'll see why the world in general is pissing me off today

other than that I'm fine

how are you daer?

hiiii

awww
your first post
how cute

good evening

wow i am haveing the hardest time getting to the next lvl

lol angie what did you do to dearmon. seems like you userp his caffe from him. if so good job mwahahaha *hug*

hehe actually corazon i asked her to watch the place when nicnivian and I are unavailable...hehe
sorry to hear bout the fiance' blossom....us men can be real scum sometimes...specially when the porn bug bites...but hopefully he will realize that is fleeting...
and about your work...i'd call the labour board...that ought to fall under bereavement leave

i miss my wife, it sucks be stationed so far away from her

ah okie so it wasn't a take over good to know lol. and yes blossom i am really sorry to hear that hed do something like that god how stupid is this guy

sorry my friend I needed to attend some things.
I'm sorry to hear that you lost your job

Hi Dae!
How are you doing tonigth?

Well when I met him nearly two years ago, he had a brain. The pornography he had, he gave ALL of it away. He was funnier and more into a variety of things instead of the same 5 or 6 topics. I mean, I understand that people get bored of each other but usually it's not this fast.

as for my job--I'll get them back in my own little way. they'll be getting closed down. very soon

hmmm
sad to hear about the job still ....
i'm doing well this eve so far...

fantastic

glad to hear someone is

**grabs another mocha freezer and lights up a smoke**

well if it will cheer you up we can get the walls to torture random passers by

I feel the need for an actual cigarette and I need to feed my kittie so I'll be back in a bit

wall torture for passersby would be good

i'll be back in a moment to help

well feel free to torment the passers by..but not the customers.... i'll be back on later this evening....
hope things inprove for you blossom

Night daer. i may be on later. I may not be. depends on if sweet sleep comes or not.

Have a good nigth! night

walks in and heads to the counter and gets a orange juice heading over to the couch he waved his hand and a glass of vodak apeared he poured some in the glass and drunk from it "mmm this is good"

hello all. hows it going this evening?

*lits other cigarette*

hey vampkamui!

how are you tonigth?

drinks some more of his drink before placing it on the table ifront of him "Im am so so how about yourself"?

*Strolls in in his usual good mood and pours a blits before hopping onto the back of a comfy chair to perch nodding to all* Ello mates.

walks in (in full combat gear) walks to the bar, drops pack on the ground, leans the M16 against the bar and orders a coffee

*walks in shot gun slung over my back, up to the counter and gets a smoothie, then over to sit at a table* I swear if friggin yahoo boots me again I'l going postal on it's ass ... Hello everyone how you all doing?

I'm fine dear just a little tired but fine

***Grabs the m16 and runs around screaming "KILL THE FLYING SQUIRREL FROGS"***

Sorry man I couldn't resist.

***Snaps her fingers and a mocha freezer appears in her hand***

i just got off work MCMAP (marine corps. martial arts program) KICKED my ass today......

asi asi dami

and how are you

walks over to the juke box, and puts money in, has it play "piggy pie" by the Insane Clown Posse

Hi Dami dear!
how you doing tonigth?

I'd be doing just fine if yahoo would quite friggin up my system and booting me off

sorry to heart that my dear I've been having problems with that myself

Well they finally closed my forum. At least I got to bitch a little before they closed it down on me

*nods to dami* Hey sweety.

I think we've just about all did our rant thread hon .. understandable, at least they leave ya rant a bit then shut it down.

*Smiles at Crys* Hi hunnie, how are you doing?

***grabs unattended M16 again and contemplates shooting the walls***

What do you think Dami, you think it might work?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

***raises gun and points at wall***

Why not?

I'm doing just fine mistress, but I can assure you theres no need for a shot gun I wouldnt dream of stepping out of line.
*smiles brightly*

calm down nigth.........this is a peacefull place

But the walls....the walls...

sorry insane person took over for a sec.

***sets gun down, but keeps it close***

Do not shoot the walls .. in fact don't even point that thing in their direction .. geesh you could get us all eaten ..

*snaps fingers and shot gun and M16 disappear* You little one should not be playing with guns ...

As for you darling, I know what keeps you inline *snaps fingers and a collar appears around Crys neck and a leash in my hand* >;^}

*smile fades into a sardonic grin*
Cute trick mistress I'll have to learn it.

im a marine, i know i didnt leave my weapon unattended

***snaps fingers and M16 reappears***

It's not mine,

gives it back to army kid (sorry I couldn't remember you screen name or the fact taht you said marine's something or other)

Ya just gotta love the magic in here .. kinda reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >;^}

LMAO

bobafett

okay we're good

***snaps fingers and a tentacle like arm rips out of the northern most wall and wraps itself around crys's neck***

oops sorry
I wanted another freezer

***snaps fingers***
YAY Freezy goodness

oops forgot about crys

***snaps fingers again**

sorry bout that

So what is your desire mistress?

*Evil grin* You can do jsut about anything you want in here ... tis a shame you're such good friends with the walls and they have such lovely art work on them already .... Tee hee ... I would love to paint a living portrait ... >;^}

Issssh what the hell was that?

this needs alcohol

unfotunately I don't like real hard liquer and today jsut isnt' the day for vodka

smirnoff I guess will do

finger snappy

Hey Dami please check your messages

The walls and I are not friends our contest simply hasn't ended yet.

ARMY, thats like not even close to being funny.... im a Marine, there is a HUGE diff...

True love, but they seem to rather enjoy your company as I've yet to see anyone jump in and out of them as you do. And as for my desire's ... they are X-rated to say the least and this is an PG13-rated establishment ... I shall keep my desires to myself and tell you of them later ;}

cute Dami LOL

some of you should ask badangel about some of her "desires" and who that are with.... *glances around sheepishly.... quit lookingat me...

True bobafett

One is Cannon Fodder and the other goes in behind the cannon fodder

I am simply abuseing the fact that they can not harm me till I lose the contest
let me assure you they dont like me.

someone seeks more attention than i do

I don't think any one else would like more attention but you sure have it now

*sitting back with a beer, waiting for Nadja to show*

damn right im cannon fodder, someone has to have the balls to be on the frontlines, plus, the army fucks everything up anyways, i mean, they are why we had to go back into fallujah

Well then you should make sure that you WIN the contest ... t'would be very interesting to see the outcome then .. Oh the torture they will inflict upon you then .. *evil happy grin*

Hey Xander

how are you?

Damned right I had better win the loser gets eaten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate being stationed away from badangel

*cocks and eyebrow* Ohhhh you so do not want to know ... shutting mouth, shutting mouth .... *makes sign of zipping mouth, loking lock and throwing key away*

Props for not being aggravated, bobafett

I was expecting you to shoot me with your M16

no, i cant do that, rules of engagement say only shoot if they are wearing a towel on their head

why is people here violent tonigth?

*Shrugs* that I can not say.

Well just take it easy nigth

DO NOT POST BEYOND THIS POINT ... CAFE 28 TO BE OPENED IN A JIFF !!!

Mod's please close this thread

Hey BT. Doing fine.

hmmm
k lets tone the violence level down in here thanks.....i'm not a fan of inter military pissing matches...as I think the amount of money spent on them could be much better spent building schools and safe playgrounds for children.....Mkay.....and the walls are only listening to me nicnivian and angelpie for a bit.....they are feeling a bit too overused.....primal chaos does not like ppl telling it what to do after all....
bitch rant done....
now who's up for a game of nelkkid twister

[still at Peace, shakes head in confusion]

lol

shouldn't this be closed by now