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If you could ask a true vampire a question... any question, what would it be?

Make sure you specify why you would ask them that question.

I'd ask them if they regret being what they are.

I would ask them if they could turn anyone, who would it be, and why?

Would ask them or who ever it was, what period of time did you like the most and why?

I would ask for investment advice -- maybe they have figured out how the stock market works.

My question:

"What are your thoughts on Count Chocula both as a vampire parody and as a breakfast cereal?"

I would ask, What is it like being a vampire, how did they become one in the first place, and if I could be one...

What do you feel about Lugosi's portrayal of vampires?

I would ask about it's age, strengths, weaknesses, how they feel about what they are and maybe I would ask if he/she can turn me.

I would ask " Does what you are and what you believe ever conflict you?"

I guess that depends on what one would consider a "true" vampire. I would probably ask how they became one and what it is like for them.

I would ask how they felt about the supposed "vampire community" and if they would ever claim that they were either a part of it, or want to be associated with it.

I would ask them: given the amount of literature in the world regarding vampires could you tell me what is fact and what the authors have just made up? I would then post said interveiw in the vampire database :)

I would ask them what it felt like to be turned from an ordinary human into something supernatural... how did they experience that first moment of being a vampire.

Gothdrewid i like your post to determine what fiction or fact that we have so long percieved to be a vampire and what is the truth.

If I could ask a real vampire a question it would be: Do you ever get tired of living for eternity and/or watching others you know or even love die? I would ask this question becuase whats immortal life without loving it.

i would ask them if they had any regrets for what they have to do to servive and haw they planned on living an eternity with those feelings

I would ask if they have to pay extra for cleanings at the dentist.

Hmmm If I could ask a vampire a question.... a bonafide movie sterotype blood drinking live forever vampire...I'd ask that dude to please please not eat me for dinner and how the hell to get myself back to my car....(snorting) You never know with somebody that drinks human blood if they are going to look at you like a friend, a chew toy or dinner. I have this weird thing about self preservation. If I could be assured that he or she was definitely not going to use me as a buffet, well then I would ask them how this happened to them.

Now as for the real "energy" vampires... I'd ask them to teach me how to do it better. It seems to be something akin to Reiki I believe, which involves energry "pushing" to accomplish healing. Vampires I think pull the lifeforce energy it out.... which might even be good for some spastic type ppl. Not sure how one would go about that and I'd like to know....

I would definitely ask how much of societies perception of vampires is true. Garlic, silver, etc. Oh, and what he/she thinks of the Sesame Street Count. :)

I would have to ask, Which year would you go back too and why, depending on how old they were

What they think of all the stereo types that people give vampires, and about the different forms...like...

Twilight
Underworld
Vampire diary's

I would ask for past stories and few occulted subjects blinded from the general public.

I would ask Him/Her what their life was like before they were turnd and whom turnd them.And how it was done and If they were willing or taken and if they could change it would they.Then I would ask them to help me understand what they see and how they feel affects the way they see our world as we know it.

I would ask how they became what they are, how they feel about it, if they have any regrets, and if they could turn me

I would ask them how they dealt with losing loved ones, soul to body transference, and knowing that you will be doing this for a very long time, with out a break until the universe itself ceases?

I would ask them about any supernatural powers they,ve attained , extra senses , abilities that separate them from us . What exactly are the physiological differences in comparison to a normal human ?. Oh yeah , and how do they sustain themselfs on blood alone ?, and how much blood do they need over a given time period ?.

I would ask them if they would not mind helping with their blood.

As in some of the theories of vampire blood being able to heal human illnesses and severe injuries. Of course not to the point of turning the human.

I would ask.. If knowning what you are and the way things are going today. Would you ever truly tell anyone who you are? If so, do you think that more people would laugh at you then believe you?

If I were to ask a vampire some questions I would begin with are you the only one? If you are the only one doesn't that sadden them? If not how do they tolerate others like them? Then whether they could eat anything other than blood.....If they could live forever pending nothing unnatural occurs to kill them....If they can do they suffer for it. I would never bother to ask weaknessses because anyone or thing with a sense of self preservation would not admit the truth.

i would ask how they became a vampire and
ask if they would ever go back to being a human if they could

What would i ask a real vampire? the real question, what wouldn't i ask! so many questions. first i guess would be about the lifetimes they have been through, what they've seen and done. I am seriously in awe of vampires, they mesmerize me, they bring out the darkest corners of my soul and free me. so the biggest and foremost question i would have is 'please, take me with you'. i do not fear them, i love them and i would gladly spend eternity with them.

First and foremost, if we're talking a real vampire as described in most fiction, then we're talking about a serial killer who happens to be nearly invincible who only reveals themselves to their food or people they think would make a great invincible serial killer too.

Wouldn't want either one, myself, so my first and possibly only question would be, "What do I have to do to get out of here alive and with my humanity intact?"

My second question would probably be "Unngh??" and also be the last funny sound I'd ever make.

Do you miss mortality and is immortality all its made up to be.

I'd ask them to prove it.

once it was proven to me that this person was actually a true vampire; i would ask about the pro's and con's about being a vampire. and if the pro's out weigh the con's; i mite ask to be turned. who knows, it mite be fun to live forever! the pro's would have to be awsome tho.

I would probably ask them what hurts them the most, not physically but emotionally throughout thier eternity, whether it's watching family and friends die, or finding new friends or lvoe and knowing that it'll only be one shining moment in thier eternity because that person will eventually die as well.

I think I'd ask, "Are you bored?"

I think I'd ask the vampire if he had a pet were wolf and if he did when she had puppies if I could have one.....cuz I always wanted a baby werewolf

Assuming I would be able to question an ancient vampire, I would have them tell me everything about history that they could remember. I would want to know things in history from someone who saw it first hand. I would want to know every thing. Perhaps there are some things about history that we do not know; things that are misinterpreted my history books, that kind of thing.