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Who here knows about the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agencey? (FVZA) I was reading about them at school and read about zombies on a boat from Cuba and stuff like that...

You do realise it's a spoof, right?

However it is a good read.... zombie pigs, lol!

Well it appears, Zombies, and Vampires cannot police their own, then an outside agency will need to step in.

I always thought that zombies policed themselves....

Yes it's that whole Zombie Tactical Response Unit... running around muttering "brains" into their walkie talkies before descending in hordes upon us all...

I already have an elaborate Zombie Outbreak Plan..

You just cannot dismiss the possiblity of a Zombie Virus scenerio.

Please provide a link to the documentation or article for a discussion such as this topic. As it is there's nothing going on but comic relief.