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Are you interested in the most awesome house?
If you are Umbrae Octo may be for you. Guaranteed no Drama is this great house. Please message Nightgame or NoctusAngelusProcella.

I'm a former UO member, and I can attest that they are one hell of a house. Sense of humor is DEFINITELY required though! Great people, an equally great master. If I wasn't forming my own coven I'd go back. =]

Our doors are open and we're actively looking for good members, if you're interested message one of us.

come take a looky inside

Is the house for sale or rent?
What country is it in?
How many bedrooms?
How many floors?

Members? Are you looking for roommates,
or is there something going on in this house I should known about?

Do you have photos of the rooms?
What does the kitchen and restroom look like?

How big is the land it's on?

Is it in the city or in the country?

Please give more info...
Thanks.

The house is never for sale but roommates are accepted from time to time.

The country it’s located in is Cyberspace (don’t ask me the money exchange rate)

As for floors, well it is the house of Eight Shadows so somewhere around that number.

As for bedrooms, we never counted but if you want to join you’re welcome to work on it.

We do have a few photos of the rooms mostly the private bar and clubs but as we’re an 18+ only house I can’t share those here.

The restroom is more of a spa as the women in the house refuse to allow otherwise, as for the kitchen I have no ideal as I refuse to cook or do the dishes!

It’s land area is limited only by the imaginations of it’s members and we have areas both for the city and the country folk.

I hope that answers your queries satisfactorily.

As for the No Drama, all societies have some drama but in UO it’s kept to a bare minimum as the adult members of the house prefer not to waste time or energy playing those petty drama games.

As for peddling only a good society and friendship is on offer here.

If you have any other questions please feel free to message me directly with your concerns and I’ll address them accordingly.

Please just scratch that and I can start over with the inquisition. Now that I know you are listening ~winks~

What are your hazing policies? Are individuals allowed to smoke inside? Just how frequently is the bar taken advantage of (meaning is it a house full of lushes)? What non-adult activities are there? Or is it just one orgy after another? One a scale of 1-10 how friendly are the members? The staff? Are they active? Is the boss scary? Are you? Does anyone knit? What makes the House unique? How would you describe the smell?

come see for yourself

Responding to your query:

We don't bother with hazing, just the image of folks running around at night in their underwear, up to mischief, scares me. The bar tends to get use everyday but it serves a nice variety of non-alcoholic brews so there's no problem cutting anyone off if it becomes needed. The non-adult activities vary from comedy to serious discussions with a love of poetry and writing shared by all.

All I can say about the orgies is Oh La La! I've found the members very friendly and the staff more than approachable. They are as active as life permits and we do not punish the members for it. Am I scary? I wish! lol

I don't knit but I did try my hand at crochet and plastic canvas before surrendering to the pleas asking me to stop abusing the craft.

What makes the house unique? That's easy it's the people inside it who come from many backgrounds and geographical areas.

The smell is a combination of vanilla and cinnamon most of the time but every once and a while the smell of aged scotch and strawberry daiquiri perk us up.

I invite anyone interested to ask questions and check us out.

Here is the make or break questions -

Is there cheese?

And what is the policy on rodents?


;)

Now how can you have a nice glass of wine without cheese?

With all the squirrels and spiders that hang out in UO, we don't kill rodents, we adopt them. :)

Trouble, to answer your question UO is drama free. The only kind of non-serious topics are the kinds that the members cheap-shot each other or show what they've got.....

Whoops, failed to mention that if I was not a CM I would likely be there again. Great house and the people are just as great. Join! Seriously!

Thank you for the thought out response, Nightgame. UO sounds like a fun place and if the other members are anything like you, then it surely is a wonderful abode. Well almost actually. Could you provide some clarification? At what point of infestation do you plan on calling the exterminators? Is it just a rat and squirrel pet, or are varmints and bugs abound?

We've not found the need to limit our immigration yet but I have to admit I'm not too found of cockroaches as they give me the willies when I see one. Anyway Horace our house spider doesn't share his throne so the other bugs tend to stay away from us.

Does Horrrace resemble Haggard's pet spider? I would hate to think of all the UO members perish to the whims of his stomach.

all spiders are cute in any size shape or form, if you can't handle spiders I guess UO might not be a good place to be. lol

No running and screaming like a little girl when it comes to spiders, but if said spider is large enough and wants to eat me whole- well the squealing shall commence.

Does UO really bar those who suffer from arachnaphobia?

oO There might be legal issues there to discriminate against a set disease.

Nope no discrimination allowed we just make sure you have several strong drinks before Horace comes out to play. That way he's just a fuzzy fun pet :)

Thought that I would bump this back up towards the front of the section.

If you are looking for a great place to rest your spirit, then check out UO..... We are drama free and enjoy having fun.