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well nobody is above me ~giggles~

hand

slaps with a pilliow

whip

slaps you with a wet towel

~giggles~

a turkey sandwich

slaps you with a raw piece of steak XD

A wet fish round the face

slaps you with a dirty sock

slaps you with a wooden spoon

Slaps you with a chicken foot

Slaps you with a shoe

slaps you with a fly swatter

Slaps you with a poop scoop

Just slaps you

Slaps you with a sloppy kiss... Ha

slaps you with a piece of cake

slaps you with a phone book.

slaps you with a sandal

Syringe

spork

Slaps you with a used tampon

Slaps with a fish

slaps you with a toilet brush

Slaps you with an iron gauntlet! Whack!

slaps you with a dirty puppy pad

Slaps you with a dead rattle snake .

slaps you with a dirty mop

slaps you with a dead tuna

Slaps you with a pair of false teeth .

ball bat

cutting board

A thick slice of ham.

Slaps you with a dildo .

lol...


Slaps you with a BIGGER dildo.

Slaps you with a scud missile

Ner ner :P

*ducks*


slaps you with a leather glove

A wet Noodle

Wilted leaf of lettuce.

let's see....

a tool

slaps you with a celery stalk

with a cell phone

Slaps with a noodle

Cat o' nine tails

Just slaps you for being kinky

Slaps with a broom

Slaps with a dead rat, nothing personal!

Slaps with a poodle

Slaps you with a kfc bucket

Slaps with a rubber chicken

Slaps you with charlie browns sweaty sock

Good greif...

Slaps you with Woodstock!

Slaps with Charlie Brown

slaps you with a dirty tampon

stilettos

slaps you with a smoked sausage

Slaps you with your own sausage...

Slaps you with a dead goat

slaps you with a bag of dead flies

Slaps you with a steamy turd

Slaps you with DarkTwilight.

slaps you with a mattress

slaps you with a toy car

slaps you with a toy car

slaps you with a toy car

slaps you with a shoe

slaps you with a bag of candy

slaps you with a laundry basket

slaps you with a feather

slaps you with a book

slaps you with happiness

fangs

Slaps you with my prosthetic leg

slaps you with a hairbrush

Slaps you with a wet fish
You love it ;)

Slaps you with a rancid steak

parking ticket

Slaps you with a vodka bottle

slippers

grapes

Slaps you with a elephant

a rug

a water hose

paddle

Slaps you with a rose

a hedgehog

Slaps with Candy

Slaps you with a tank

slaps u with a candle stick

Slaps you with an ice pick

slaps you with a blow torch

slaps you with a stuffed animal

slaps you with my dinner plate

slaps you with a piece of paper

slaps you with a sleeping mat

With both hands

slaps you with my guitar

O.oo slaps you with a frying pan

slaps you with a dirty baby diaper

Slaps you with a pukey towel

slaps you with a dog turd

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