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On a planet

Vacant and desolant.

striped demons thrived

of black metal

And weird looking

tiny spider people

That are mutated

into venomous huge

Snakes that slither

and squirm across

hot desert sands

Which burns their

slender bodies from

Inside out and

drug through the

netherworld and into

Burning hell then,

Of evil creatures

that were cute

Because they are

masters of mind

And always win

the race to

find their true

loves tied to

a railroad track

To the middle

of lucifers realm

Which was all

Ready for awakening

And hungry so

Lucifer ate victims

That begged for

mercy so loudly

the noise was

Bare, it made

her guts implode

And splat everywhere

she was seething

because sheep ate

her favorite slave

He was British

and sadistic too

No ends that

Has alot of

Teddy bears and

Is magical when

of pop rocks

They crackle and

Pop until it's

nice and round

To make sure

Souls were atoned

for all mankind

To consume and

bring forth a

An evil creature

From planet Uranus

That looked like

Joe ugly mug

set on fire

. The soul was

Taken away because

the men in

pink satin tights

dancing around so

They could sacrifice

the poor men

That were rude

and ill mannered

To everyone in

white jackets came

Along to show

there sparkly gems

and their fangs

their fangs were

sharp and bloody

and even retractable

they sunk in

and sucked all

Your deepest sins

right out of

Your eyes and

ears as they

Used there magic

then held close

to their bodies

and their souls

burned in hell

while the others

knitted turtle sweaters

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