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there lies a star named

starfire brighter than the brightest

Star in all the galaxy

this star had a wish

that only one person could

Make a wish to make

the creatures bow to them

And respect all,their commands

otherwise you will find yourself

even the most silly ones.

In so much trouble that

the female wolves laughed and

howl all the way to

The other side of the

moon where the men in

Black suits can arrest them

for being too damn cute

In the basement in chains

whipping a guy named bane

Won't stop until I hear

bam bam bam oh oh

then the walls fell in

and stabbed a pig hard

the hooker stabbed was

edit:

the hooker stabbed was drunk

and wearing a pink tootoo

and she oinked very loudly

That weird looking creatures came

and danced into a bog

Where there was no escape

from the big bad beast

That tortured people until the

very end of all mankind

Until one day man came

and started a revolt that

didn't get far because there

was many badass bunnies hunting

FOR THE HOUNDS THAT HAD

stolen their brand new clothes

And wore them to the

annual corn huskers community ball

which was held in November

at a huge castle in

Ireland that was thousands of

of miles from anywhere really

and was inhabited by trolls

that dressed in all green

and fishnet stockings with stilettos

the color of slime in

not to mention the corsets

with painful boning throughout that

poked into their ribs and

Made them fall in pain

then slowly begin bleeding out

Until no blood was left

and rabid wolves licked the

rest of the blood up

Leaving not a single trace

Then, went to look for

the bones of the dead

monkey creatures who had once

Could attack them as animals

Those monkeys were mutated freaks

with pick axes and missiles

That were mentally insane badly

changing into deadly mutant sugargliders

with horns and spiked tails

and full body armor that

Had to look twice to

see their cute little faces

Then wondered why they had

to take part in this

their complexion and their looks

Everything is so different then

That was the old way

To explain to the creature

all about the upcoming trials

Of becoming a legend so

they wore frilly underwear and

Leather jackets to keep them

new expensive gowns all clean

So they were so cold

but very much high stylin'

is a good look too

for an ex army officer

who has now found himself

A woman to always have

His arm around her tightly

she is lady of the

night and all that is

she demands a high price

selling her soul to forget

but only to the highest

bidder. in her mind she

is the cream of the

crop; top of the heap

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