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Interesting question...


Marry

run away with

To the ends of the earth if necessary

gobble up

Chain you to me

have a staring competition

Arm wrestle

dip you in honey ;=)

Give you a drink

Get Steaming Drunk

Make you be my slave lol

rebel and leave you looking for a new slave lol

Um I don't know...

Buy you a new book.

steal away

Dip you in more honey and chain you too me so no one else does. Pokes tongue out at the others lol

Saran wrap his limbs to his body

brushes her hair

Take you to the shower for a good rubbing after the honey treatment

say hello

Try out your jigsaw

Lick to death

Give lots of pleasure

Smother in kisses

lets see your eyes

Be polite and respectful

Attaches clothes pins to your ears

bites

something that would get me slapped lol

Cuff

-tugs your ear-

Pulls your nose

Tug at your fur

spray paint you white

-pets-

kisses you

Give a teddy bear too

Buy you lunch

anything i could get away with lol

Smack your nose with a newspaper.

Sniff

-scratches the fur around your shoulders-

tickles you

No no no. -bites-

Tickles

tickles back

Say hi

-sneaks up behind you and pounces-

nibbles on her neck

kisses your hand

OMG.....its you

ok, i'll be nice

pats your head

Just legal, huh?

eat you.;]

Read you a story

Giggles uhh. Wow.....thinks I would lock you away.....somewhere in my dungeon.....its nice..honest!

Spanks her

Bites her

tickles her all over with a feather

Feed you

give you BRAAAIIINS

stick a cattle prod up your butt

Sheep ring lol

Brand

*looks at DarkestRaven* .... *Shrugs*

Literally just met some of you guys so IDK... XD

Give Him a get out of jail free card...

Make you wash my car! :-)

make you cut my toe nails with your teeth LMAO

pour superglue and purple paint in his hair.. .XD

Dance for me lol

squirt whipped cream on your nose

Give him a Mohawk

tried that....didnt like it

stick a daisy behind her ear

Hand you a macdonalds

Give you something for heartburn

cheesecake

Feed him a pesent!! coz we all Know WereWolves need feeding too

hit you with a stick

Give you a driving lesson

Give you a jolly good sniff.

Kidnap you and make you fix me dinner

go on a picnic

Take you on that picnic in a vintage car...

give you more red ribbons

give golfing lessons

Dresses you up in old clothes for the picnic

holds your hand

slips your arm through mine

-shoves another festive sweater on him-

tatoos eyeballs on your eyelids

Staple a smile on ya dial

kisses you for giving me a smile

Throws popcorn at him

eat up

laser off the tattoos

Scream behind ya then run off

Hold your hand

give you hurry up pills

Take all your other pills

Take them off you and gobble them up with you

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