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Thin air

brings you breakfast in bed

Hello

Brings a cup of cofee

Yodel

Sooo...what happened? :P

Hmm... Coffee or tea?

Depends on the tea. I like green, can't stand black.

Chai tea?

hi

Whistles

Let's go again baby ;)

God yes!

Eggs?

Yes! I'll grab the remote.... I mean frying pan

O.o

Can I be hit over the head with the frying pan?

please do lol

Goes to find more frying pans

Nibbles

Gentle kisses

Hugs

Smooches

-beats you with a pillow-

hey there

Hi

brings coffee

tickles you with a feather

-scratches your back-

plats your hair

Kisses your face all over

Whispers in your ear

Touches you gently

Drags a nail along your back

Shivers
Drags mine up the back of your leg, slowly

reaches for a push dagger

-grabs your leg and drags you under the bed-

Opens the window let's the cool breeze in

-throws a pillow at from under the bed-

Thanks for the pillow!

Wakes up ahhhhhhhhhh what did I do last night this is reminds of the Hang Over Movie sept it really happened or did it nooooo shhhhhhh just a dream. Really wakes up this time looks up nooooooo not again jumps out window.

Throws you a rope

Wake up person above me

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP


Shakes ya


Time to wake up and smell the baccon

giggles in your ear

pulls your ears

Holds your tongue

pulls ur hair

Douses your fire

rides on top of you ehhehehe

Tickles

tickles back

Claws

VvvvvvvV BITESS THEM PAWS

Whips with tail

VvvvvvvvV BITESS THE TAIL

Snarls

throws a bucket of ice water hhehehe

That's it. I'm going to put a sign on the door that says no water allowed. Period. I don't care how thirsty you are.

you dont dare lily

I'll bite you.

u dont dare eiitherrrr

You know I will.

i dare you

Morning..how did I get here??

brings you breakfast in bed

-grabs the blanket from you and cocoons myself in it-

brings breakfast for lily and a big cup of hot coffee

Aww. I know how much you hate coffee.

if u cant beat them join them drink up dear it will get cold :)

Jumps on the bed..wake up!! :-)

-turns up the heater-

Closes window and boards it shut.

Drills a hole in the boards to let in some awakening light

Rolls over and goes back to sleep

Plays my saxophone

Pushes you outta bed with my feet

throws a bucket of ice water on the wolf

Invigorating... Shakes and sprays water

then how about some flees how does t hat feel :P

I have them anyway.... Shakes a few off

then how about i got pull nymphs hair hheehhe

Smacks ya

shakes nymph harddd

What did I say about the buckets of water...

what i dont remeber what about a cup of italian coffee with ui ?¿?: P

Pours some whiskey and has a smoke, So was it good for you as it was for me big boy?

jumps out of bed hmmm i dont know what u talking about miss

Plays Russian roulette

any luck gambler?

The bullet always stops at the bottom...
Chicks you the loaded round

no thanks i dont play that stuff i porefer the poker or backgammon

Sets light to your cane

what cane do i look like a grandpa to you fur braain?? kicks noc out of bed

Kicks your backside

hits yyou with a baseball bat

That.would hurt...

tickles u with a feather

Turns on the tv

I see I'm going to have to put some shock collars on some people.

Hahahaha! I'd like some of those!

Just might have to break them out.

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