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I killed it

beats you with a rolling pin

Ties you down and farts in your mouth chew on that ya filthy animal.

vanishes then throws a nail gun at you

Hi:-)

Hello

Eggs?

bacon!

What about both?

Eh... sausage.

You like sausage in the morning ?

Anytime would work too.

bagels n creamcheese

Gives you a tasty big mouthfull

So...

How about that cream cheese? :D

Well I aint bathed in weeks *chuckles*

Maybe we can get someone to give you a sponge bath.

Don't look at me.

She likes it when im dirty *chuckles*

-touches my finger to the tip of my nose-

gos back to bed

You again

hides under the cover

says hi

hi!! :D

-turns down the lights-

Yes, I had dimmer switches put in.

Awesome:-) hi!

I thought it would create a more comfortable atmosphere.

screams

Shhhhh!

Want a sausage ?

Well since you've showered...

Reads the morning paper

-steals all your pillows to make a fort-

jumps on the bed

Starts jumping on the bed with you..

Just don't fall off. It could get messy.

says hi

Peeks out of covers...saw the shadow...crawls back under

Gets the garden hose

Starts singing!!

-yawns-

Hello to the person above

~Throws a bucket of ice on you that was hidden behind my back and runs~

Captures and tickles

says hi

Coffee please?

run out to get you the best coffee i can buy from a local shop

oooo I want a white chocolate mocha from Starbucks :)

at your service i will take that text and hurry your order back as well

screams

Your turn to make breakfast

hands you a cookie

steams back at you

donuts!

Bites you in a certain place you like

runs out the door to get help

it's ok, it's just a little blood *grins*

Don't get it on the new sheets.

Hello you

I know you'll make a mess.

spray and wash and laundries the sheets from all the messes

The bills for the upkeep are killer.

-rolls over and whispers "War Eagle" into her ear-

haha! kisses her on the cheek and whispers Roll Tide!

Hi. I think you're looking for the next pillow over.

-hugs Lily-

I missed..LOL

we squished Lily lol

O.o

Uh oh

Coffee?

mmmmmmmm blood

hey you!

sis! :)

A full bed? lmao

always lol

steals the covers

I'm cold! snuggles up to Payne

-snuggles up with Moon-

*pokes Payne*

nibbles Raven

fondles Payne

snores

pokes Moon and blames Raven for it

opens the curtains letting the light in

wakes up and puts her shades on lol

Hides the black shoe polish I rigged the shades with

I'm not cleaning that

Nope...she will, when she looks in the mirror

-snuggles closer-

covers her head up with the blanklet

Hits with a pillow

steals the middle of the bed

pushes off the other side of the bed :P

buries myself in the blankets

picks up the rolled blankets..over my shoulder and heads to the laundry room

snuggles deeper but can't get anymore cover lol

snuggles deeper but can't get anymore cover lol

Can you please say that one more time? :P

-giggles- 3rd times a charm

If you can in fact three-peat

licks your throat

what the fuck have i got myself into lmao

licks Moon's throat too

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