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Totally off the wall!

Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.

Hail to the king....baby

Daddy's Little Demon

reckless

Razor blade kisses

Colombian Neck Tie

I'll be your Huckleberry

Damn cold!!!!!

Repent and you shall be shaved lol

Watch my head spin

Medusa is on her way

Bwhahaha

They went that way

Digging for worms

They call me Dr. Kill Patient why none of my victims I mean patience survive they all die.

Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Withered old crone on your knees and beg for forgiveness.

The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet please hang up and never dial again beep bleep beep.

let the bodies hit the floor

Say hello to my little friend

bow chicka wow wow

E=MC Square and I like Squares too.

I'm a mondo bizarre psycho psycho!

boo boo kitty fuck

I found earrings that have been missing for over a yr lol yay

Where's the beef?

Love in an elevator...

Yippy ki Aye mother fucker

You feeling lucky...punk?

You're not afraid of the dark are you?

A full weekend off! Awesome!

bouncy

how do you do, the voodoo, that you do so well? it's a spell hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Hi!! :-)

hi :D

:-)

jumping tacos

chitty chitty bang bang

chitty chitty bang bang

People in China ordering American take out. Yes it's true!

I wanna sleep forever. I'm dead tired

being random!

Hellooooooo!

Purple monkey dishwashers in a soap box boat!

Tired....

The flamingos stole the b'bque sauce.

i love lamp

Gentle overnight relief!

It is what it is

Just look at the flowers...

Stops to smell the roses.

omelet

I'm wondering if Screwbisoft will ever fully fix Assassin's Creed: Unity or if they're more concerned about the new one they're already working on.

"I'm gonna make a change. For once in my life...I'm gonna make a difference...And make it right"

damn stiff back this morning

Old man Winter needs to go away for the season. I would rather permanently but I'll take what I can get.

ahhhhh Zombies!

rest in peace

it seems hungry...feed it

Resting in Reeces Pieces! Yum!

chases y'all cuz I'm a Zombie now

It went downhill,but it didn't come back.

I need to paint my nails.

great bath

Some things in life are just Epic.

To sleep all night would be awesome!

bounces

It doesn't go there,but ok.

freezing rain outside, ugh

Fade to black

INT. FRENCH CAFE- NIGHT

streaks through

Wazzup

Carpe Noctem

hoola hoops

Scream if this hurts,Chica.

Screaming now

When I get out of here...I think I'm gonna get laid.

Beware the lickers! 0.o

Ass-Blasters!!!

Sounds like a porno flick....

O.o

Ballroom Pants

Don't squeeze the Charmin

Raven did it

I like pleasure spiked with Payne ;)

Just...don't move

put it down and slowly walk away

I could eat a peach for hours

cannibal!

lets hide behind the chainsaws!

quick! to the cemetery

Why can't we just get in the running car!?!

You loved Brad...then you totaled him :(

Nothin' but love for ya!!!

More snow coming!

Soon I will be all alone!

Head for the cemetery!!!!!

Whatcha wearing??

You can search till your fingers fly off! or...

Yawn

...and it rips through the vaginal wall...

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