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Puts a maple doughnut under your nose

Nibbles doughnut. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm doughnut (to be read like Homer Simpson).

Serves my famous breakfast casserole to you in bed :)

Throws a pillow and hides

*blinks twice* attempts to locate the pillow thrower

Says hiya

Rolls over toward the water on the bedside table. Takes a drink.

*sings* wake up a lil Suzy, wake up!

Jumps in harmony!

"We've both been sound asleep..."

Takes a kiss

Complies. Obviously.

hello there *leans on arm*

Makes breakfast

pokes the above with my sword till you scream

Bites your butt

Pats head gently.

Good morning!

Smiles back..makes coffee

bacon and eggs?

pancakes or french toast?

Stands outside her window and starts beating his war drum LOUD.

Jumps outta bed and starts dancing

Makes her breakfast

makes her coffee

jumps on the bed singing wake up wake up

Steals the blankets

Jumps out of bed- fully clothed with shoes on.

No time to waste.

Jumps through window, shattering glass everywhere.

who was that? Flash Gordon? :P

Lmao...word

Sent that too quick lol
Hands her an umbrella for.the shattering glass

makes a pot of coffee, lights a cig, and offers fresh cinnamon rolls

Jumps back in through window.

I'm sorry, did you say cinnamon rolls?!?

~steals covers and rolls over~

Steals her cat nip

Can I borrow your toothbrush? Is that weird or?

hi

go to bed and be talking

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

hugs Lily

Ahh!

Hey, you're going to make me all sweaty.

licks your dry

Cuddle party! You're the guest of honor!!!! *spoons*

*jumps in the middle* weeeeeeee

Is well known on vr

puts the flame out :)

Throws donuts at your face, free food!

-watches you from behind the pillow fort-

*Pops up in fort*

When do we lead the charge?

AT DAWN!!

...or whenever's good for you...

Gives Muskets and Cannons to win the battle

I was thinking squirtguns... but your idea is good too.

*throws a water balloon at you* :P

pillow fight!

*feathers flying everywhere* giggles

*laughs and hits you again*

Pounces from behind the fort and tackles you!

CARPE DIEM!

fresh ooey gooey cinnamon rolls, fresh coffee and.....all for us!! *plops down and partakes*

Releases headlock, takes a roll.
Oooh, delightful.

-Makes pancakes- Wait... Do I know how to make those...? -shrugs- Oh well.

Offers the left over cinnamon rolls n coffee

big hugs

Makes a coffee

Makes pamcakes

plays a clarinet very badly

Makes Apple pie

WAKES HER UP WITH A FEATHER TICKLING HER NOSE

Asks to borrow your toothbrush

gives her a kiss

bangs on a garbage lid

nooooo banging

Hi!

morning, sun shynne :)

Well hi

You want Coffee or Tea

Coffee plz!

Damn, i need a smoke and a drink.

*offers Celt a cig*

smothers in kisses

Needs a cig

got any of that coffee left?

what's up count?

Says Thank you

ooh, what did I do to deserve a thank you?

Offers a cup of coffee and a ride to work.

thanks, don't need a ride as I work from home

-pokes with a stick from behind a wall of bulletproof glass-

ok but I won't hurt you lol

Offers a news paper

Where are all these new people coming from?

Hey! There's a strange man in the bed!

... I'll get my poking stick >_>

offers pillow

Would it be presumptuous of me to offer carrot cake?

nope not at all

offers a drink

Offers a carrot and some juice

good evening

Says we have a load of fresh meat, where's all our old friends disappeared to.

Good afternoon

Good afternoon young lady

tickles him/her

Waves.

high fives

Thank You for last night ;)

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