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I killed it....mwahahahahaha

thread killer :)

Better than a cereal killer! Oh No! The Rabbit got skinned! o,0

Not enough pineapples in my life right now...

Why did you guys leave the peanut butter on the top shelf! I told you, if you do that, the giraffe gets into it.

How did I cut myself

Alright. We can solve this mystery?

WERE YOU NEAR ANY SHARP OBJECTS?!

DID YOU FLAY YOUR ARMS HAPHAZARDLY ABOUT?!

If not... I got nothin.'

Was washing dishes, sharp implements, they said I can't have anything sharp

*gives you a hello kitty band-aid*

Squeeeeeee!!

It's a nice day! Getting the grandbaby again, yay!

I don't wanna go to work :-(

Babies are theeeee most fun.

Puppets on a string

...sans Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket

Sometimes I think we should just rename this thread "Tourette's".

Bacon!

*skips through and steals the bacon*

Coffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeee ^_^

Funny Randoms

The marvelous manifestation of malevolent mythology...

you lost me lol

Ecological Technological Enterprising Features

I don't think that's a thing...

or is it? lol

...that's a very good point. lol

so we have bacon and posible made up words wheres the glitter?

Glitters on the dresses

Glitter dresses fried in bacon grease. 'MERICA!

oooh! i want a glitter dress!

Lollie fried them already

but why??? *pouts*

OH NO! Don't be sad! *Puts down grease.*

*Picks up glitter and dress....*

I can make you another!

*desperately begins gluing glitter on dress*

yay!!! make me shine and ill smile as big as u want me too

Bacon coffee glitter dresses.........where's the rainbows?!

bring forth the rainbows!

Woohoo!!! *runs around nekkid*

meow! lol its naked naked world

Hehehe yes!

let me pain you :) then we can have a body paint party

Oooohh body paint...

Chocolate body paint?......

yes you can be painted all kinds of pretty ways too and so many colors

Mmmm chocolate

Ooh ive got it, chocolate body paint and edible glitter!

Ooohhh yes plz!

me too! and disco lights

Nom nom! *Holds up the paintbrush* Who's first?! :)

me!!!!

No me! I'm already naked lol

*Wipes chocolate paint from corner of mouth* for some reason this new tube of paint was half empty when i opened it, should be enough for you both though!

Yay!! *dances around*

lol u can go first I just wanna be painted topless

Hold still TheHawaiianGeisha, nearly finished painting then time for sprinkles! Lol

I GOT HERE JUST IN TIME!

Don't need these pants anymore. *rip*

IT'S PAINT TIME!

yay pantsless lollies I likey

Wooo the more the merrier lollie!

*Opens more body paint and glitter*

woohoo now were cookin!

Bends over

MAKE SURE WE GET THE CREVICES!

would be my pleasure :p

Ohh ok okay *stands still*

Make me pretty and shiny!

*grabs the nearest paint bush and does soft long strokes down your chest*

Hehehe that tickles a little!

Now what? We should have a jello wrestle match

Oki after I finish painting now close ur eyes so I can get ur face

Okay!

What's next?

lets make that jello!

53-61-79-20-48-65-6c-6c-6f-20-74-6f-20-4d-79-20-4c-69-74-74-6c-65-20-46-72-69-65-6e-64

number jello!

It's a code. It means something. Quick! Grab a pencil- take that down.

*hands lollie a pen and paper looking puzzled*

Feverishly writes down numbers...

B-e s-u...

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?

A crummy commercial?!

O.o

More oval tine please!

i wonder if that shits any good?

Confirmed it is. Just a distant memory since I went vegan though...

Single tear rolls down.

awww vegan :/ thats awful

love the second shift but am sleepy already

I went to sleep for 4 hours, now awake, what did i miss???

missed me?

Almost done w/ work!

woot woot after work party!

Heck yea!

*throws streamers and blows bubbles*

Go sit in a corner.

awwww the corner is so lonely :(

Runs past everyone naked

Closes eyes

Pissed off because I can not enter the tough man competition can not enter 1.Amateur boxers
2. MMA trainees or fighters
3. Wrestlers
4. Kick boxer's
5Martial arts fighters.

I missed all the fun last night :(

Abduction

...that truly was random...

we missed u too

Someone give me a script idea for a 10 minute short...annnnnnnnnnnnnd go!

hmmmm well it can be about a cupcake with issuees

Tea and Scones

i wuv tea!

SHADOW NO! *bats away tea* It's poisoned! He's trying to cash in on the insurance policy...

awww well drat!can i have tea minus poison?

Of course. Black, green, white, red, iced, Swee' tea?

sexylicious sweet tea!

Coming right up! Der ya go.

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