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Killed with...

Sherbet

Fudge brownies

Honestly? Bewbs. That is all.

Mwhahahahah!!!!!

Porn

Yes, porn.

*Looks up*
Someone say porn...... :)

Lezzie porn!

*Grins...

Muscle cars

HUGE thunderstorms.

Nice female butts.

Nice big tattoos.

Tattoos in the right places...

Most definitely, like down arms and across backs.

On thighs...

My lovely home :)

Anywhere but here.

Art, writing, music! :)

Movies!!!

Family get togethers

Tornadoes

lol Crazy weather. :)

People sending me messages on here obviously trying to get a reaction, and not getting the one they wanted!

Night time in a big city.

Going dancing! :) Love to dance. :)

Horror films.

Singing with my babies. :)

Cardinals (birds)

Laughter and moonlight. :)

Weeping and lamentation.


BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D

My babies babble happily. :)

Romantic comedies.

The amazing children i work with.

Great white sharks

My headache medicine, if it ever kicks in. :)

Outer space.

My phone.

Shopping for new clothes.

Drinks with friends.

Drinks alone. >:D

Pffft...

Watching B on webcam after drinks.... ;)

Having a piece of tape over my webcam.

A fat hogleg. Yeah, I just went there.

shrimp

Blocked morons that crosses my path

Freshly cut grass

Huge thunderstorm we had here earlier.

Cheesecake

feeling rain on my skin

Winter weather

Breasts! Huge breasts ...

Confidence in people

Pancakes

Talking with cool peeps

I agree, huge breasts!

Big Di..... nvm lol

HA!

And what makes me REALLY happy is sex !

I don't know if I really like the act of sex but, it's nice to think about, with the right female.

Well man for me sex is definitely everything and i didn't find right female still so for me is only important that she is clean and yeah sex is happiness hahaha

Awesome! hahaha

old show reruns

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...The Big Bang Theory (show)

Yeah i have to go with Sex also cuz it's been too long xD

What was that KITRA, BIG dic.....???!

Yep you're getting it Lil xD

Well, no one likes a big pu _ _ y!

Lmfaoooo i agree with you man XD

It's all fun and games until someone has to throw a hotdog down a hallway. LOL!!!

Noone like a tiny di-- either....

So very true.

pasta

Cloudy days

This Tread LOL

Big holes are scary XD before few years i was on some seminar and I meet awesome looking girl. We had few drinks and of course we end up in my hotel room. Everything was great until I wanted to explore her sugar wall. What sugar walls that was gate of hell lol that was effing HUGE hole i didn't feel damn thing lol but my left hand did great work so it's fine xD

Exactly! LOL

Ha OMG Scorpion, that is one of the funniest things i have ever read!! XD

Gave me a giggle!

Honestly sometimes I more like my left hand because you don't need to pretend and be nice. And most important hand don't talk! Lol

Yeah i'm laughing pretty hard here too. LOL

Hand is always better.

Scorp that is just so wrong xD

Tattoos all over a body. Any body.

What is wrong with that hahaha

One time this one guy thought this chick's vajayjay was so big, it was actually his junk that was too small. LOL J/K! xD

That's more times the case.

Indeed...

Lmfaoooo can be xD but believe me i would lose my leg there lol so nope i don't think my mushroom was tiny lol

Hahaha!!!!!! XD

LMAO

You could have took her home and made her yer puppet :P

I swear XD but damn she really looked hot who would think that she has retarded sugar walls eh lol

That Scorpion likes sharing his naughty stories which are hurting mah tummy LOL

Hey hey hey! Story was naughty but dic....i mean heartbreaking story lol xD

I have a bad cold and all this laughing is making me cough like hell, but i don't care!!!! :D

It might get some of it out of you Lil xD

Awwwww get well soon!

Lil coughing her way to happiness :D

Women with nice legs.

Hahaha

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