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I killed it ....with ass O.o lol

lol death by ass

Hahaha but it is true. I posted on here ''ass'' and it killed thread xD i didn't even fared :o

lol thats epic!

Hahaha xD asskilla!

This conversation took a strange turn.

Can be lol

lol i love strange

Hey me tooo! !!:D

woot woot!!!

Wonders why people think i'm a Mistress when i tell them i'm not o.O

I'm not sure. Lol

It happens all the time, even without this picture of mine LOL

*faint, intermittent, low-frequency buzzing*

Well, would you look at the time.

*buzzing gets louder, crescendoing into "OONTZ OONTZ"*
*Van of 4-500lb male strippers appears*

/popcorn

i saw popcorn!

I didn't get past low-frequency buzzing

lol oh i skimmed a little

I am waiting for a bus.

im laying here

hate me today hate me tomorrow

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Bitter sweet is the time that drags into the night

burning the 4 oclock oil

Oh when does this day end

blah

olibanum

Kitra, it's because you are an awesome, sexy, strong woman..RAWR!!!

finger painting

Sugar

lol i like that song

What song?

sugar- system of a down

I do not think I have herd that.

its a wild song but i like it :)

Yes. I listened to a little of it. Wild indeed.

lol told you :)

by the way id love to wash ur hair

about to race out the door...

being lazy

headache wont stop grrrrr

Missing someone.

Wishing i could tear someone apart, bit by bit.

I don't like driving places that i'm not familiar with! lol

i dont like having to sneeze lol

LILITH!
If people think Kitra is a mistress cuz she's an awesome, sexy, strong woman... WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M A SUB? Is it my puny arms? *lifts pathetic arm*

LOL people are funny like that. that's all i can come up with xD

awww lollie your not puny sweet pea you just look innocent

and well kit idk you seem agressive i guess? lol

anyway who cares what people think i love the both of u

me aggressive? no way lol luv you too :D

Kit isn't agressive, she's strong, independent and awesomesauce.

Aw Lol hunni, i have no idea but your arms are perfect.

Hmm...wonder what people think about me... a switch maybe....

We should do a VR Game Show called..."Guess which one I am". LOL

That would be an interesting game show. Lol what would the prize be if someone got it right

Somebody said it might be because I like to be put in collars and forced to eat food off the floor... But I don't see how that would be related AT ALL.

Lilith is definitely a mistress. Strong like steel but soft like velvet.

Madam Velvet Steele!

RAWR!!! My lovely Lollie,
I like that ;)

Yeah she would be....until i got ahold of her ;) j/k LOL

One cat. ...

Oh the random posts

"I cannot help thee with that"

collars are sexy sometimes just sayin.....

Looks up with raised eyebrows... you'd look good in a collar Shads, just saying.....

i might :) i would be down for wearing one

What color, and would you want gems ?

badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

color either blue, black, or rainbow

gems would be a nice touch or glitter on it and some kind of charm

Ugh mushrooms....yuck...

Pink would be nice.

pink what?

Collar

oh ok. hmm so you like collars do you lol

Not pink. Lol

what color

hate pink!

Brown.

dont like brown either lol

Gold

Hi shadow! Im not following you I swear!

hi!!!

i dont mind being followed just let me know ur there

soda

i like soda

Bored

dont want to deal

There's a serious storm going.on

Wondering how much money I would have to win in the Lottery to pay off all the medical bills and buy a house.

Sigh, way more than I have at the moment.

milky burps yuck

Hmmm, sleeping for more than 4 hours at a time

I can't wear pink shirts.

my foot itches

I have a glass of Kool Ade.

Can't wait to head to the peninsula

I am full now.

I got messaged by a kid wanting me to spam.
Ain't gonna happen....

Lol to Kitra.

Stupid landscapers at the apt turned the sprinklers so they are hitting the slider door and we live on the 2nd floor!!!

Oh man lol

need to finish movies lol

She moves in mysterious circles.

squares

Licks Shadow

Smiles

nuzzles Cadre lol

Licks cheek

*smiles and blushes*

Smiles and giggles

woot woot i got some lick action *faints*

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