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*incoherent gurgling*

flying

*snuggles your gurgler*

*licks top of shadow head*

Pats head.

goes for ride

Makes a bonfire.

*picks up speed*

YIPEE KI YAY, MUTHER F*CKER!

Puts whole pig on spits.

*puts apple in pigs mouth*

WHEEEEEEE!


looks over at fire

*licks lips*

Opens chest of cold drinks.

runs over and grabs one

*coils tongue around can. Swallows it whole."

Um...you're welcome. Lol

stares at the tounge

Big tongue.

The better to lick you with, my dear

if only i was a girl lol

Rocks

sand

And so castles made of sand slip into the sea... Eventually

Jumps in the water.

follows into water

Claps excitedly

Tosses clothes away

You'll catch cold!

*Goes Takes a shower*

*sticks head through curtain*

Can I get you anything? More soap, beer maybe?

can i have a peek at dakotahs nakedness?

Sure. I don't think he'd mind.

*rips open curtain with appendage*

The rumors are all true.

lust

so they are locky :)

ò.Ò

What?

you know :P

shiney glitter bonnets

Too freaking cute!! 0.0

hedgehogs are cute :)

cuteness overload

Awwww...

shadow sleepy

you spiked my water with vodka?

maybe i did

=^.^= kitty flagged

lol that kitty parties a little to hard

she's a party animal fur real :)

lol thats a cute pun!

Shadow!!!!!! Come play with me.

oh trust me id love to lol

LOL. Ok, what game do you want to play?

How about "Closets ?"

What is Closets?

It's where you name off one skeleton in your closet!

Me first me first!

I shot a man in Reno...


Just to watch him die.

i like to play inappropriate games lol

I got you covered on those.

I call this one "hide the appendage"


...the monster can be very slippery.

Injun is confused.

Whispers: I'm going to stick this fin in one of her orifices.

hehe where ya gonna stick that appendage?

where playing hide the appendage naughty forbidden

Shadow. *pulls you close with appendage* whispers: you're my best friend.

It's hot here today. I am going to go dress down. Today is a perfect day for skinny dipping.

your mine to locky and stick those appendages in bad places and ill love you even more :p

oooh a skinny dipping dakotah todah is my lucky day :)

*licks scaley lips*

Fantastic. Everyone!!! Skinny dipping in the lake!!

*readies appendages for groping*

*puts a muzzle on Loch* Just while we are swimming... in case you decide its dinner time.

*mumbles* that's fair.

No one wants to swim though... :( they all left. No Shadow... or the other girls. Oh well...

I bet that Lollie chick would swim with ya. Rumor has it she thinks you're hot.

im here had to restart my phone lol

ill swim idk about nakey shadow is body conscious

Nothing sexier than confidence, shads! Let's get those pants off.

hehe that tickles!

*does a cannon ball off the docks into the water splashing Loch and Shadow, swims over to Shadow under water, pulls her hair then swims and hides behind Loch.*

oooh naughty naughty dakota no shadow hair pull unless u wanna make my lady parts tingle :p

How's the water?

*Laughs, Pulls Shadow under the water by her toes briefly* It was Loch, Not me. Honest! Bad Lizard doing such a thing! Hey were is Lolli and the others?

I'm not sure

no it was u mr sir! lol toes tickle *licks dakotahs neck and dips under the water*

its warm and wonderful! idk lollie keeps missing

*pokes water with toe*

*Helps Shadow up onto a float* Here a drink! *Hands Shadow a corona and lime* relax... * gets on his own float.* Where are the other girls? The gang?

It's a mystery

*sits back closing my eyes*

come enjoy this lovely water blood!

idk dakotah good question

*comes in and playfully splashes shadow*

*splashes back* come you can join me on my float thingy :)

*gets on shadows float with her* so relaxing

ikr? wanna share the drink that dakotah gave me?

Don't drown. Your soul will get wet.

maybe my soul is already wet?

Splendid! No, wait, then you would be dead. Not splendid!

Definitely not splendid

I know, right! That would be so sad.

its ok i may live again? i think my soul is wet though cuz my insides are

She lives! "Arise! Arise!" Now, see if you can walk on water... just for fun. But we must get out soon, of the water. Campfire time!

can we have smores????????????? *gives you the big eye look*

Wow! I haven't had those in so long!

they are only the best campfire dessert ever!

whats up kitties!

=^.^=

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