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Thread the needle.

Needle can be useful.

Useful tools can be found in the shed

shed your skin

skin feels nice

nice shadow

shadow loves moon

moon lapse vertigo

OVER THE MOON

lol good one

Vertigo is a phobia l have.

have you seen lollie?

lollies taste yummy

yummy for my tummy

tummy toned

toned mucles

muscle ache

aches and pains

pains killers

killer clowns

clowns act

act popcorn!

popcorn sale

sale in my yard!

yard gardening

gardening tools

Tools are used for many reasons.

reasons why are unimportant

Unimportant in this case.

cases have clothes

clothes cabinet

Cabinet of Dr. Caligari was the first representation of goth sub culture within a film.

films are fun to watch

Watch the clock

clocks suck

suck blood

blood looks pretty when dripping

Dripping wet in my clothes

clothes come off and fall to the floor

Floor it and go faster. :)

faster sprints the cheetah

cheetahs are really great animals

animals are fuzzy

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

bears wont screw humans

Humans in sleeping bags are bear burritos

Burritos are delicious

delicious lady kitra

Kitra is beautiful. :)

beautiful as you are

Are you done painting yet beautiful lady? :)

yes! now we need to dip u in glitter and let u dry

Dry in the sun. :)

sun makes you sparkle

sparkle paper towels

towels can be used to snap at someone

Someone i know would look hot in just a towel

towels are to small for me *blushes*

blushes are pretty on cheeks

cheeks should be kissed

kissed or bitten

bitten is fun

fun in number one

one beautiful lady

lady fingers

fingers are soft and pokey

pokey and Gumby

gumby was freakin awesome

awesome is shadow

shadow loves jigsaw :D

jigsaw rules

rules the most awesome bar ever!

Ever sweet is shads

shads is also burning up

Up and away

away from this drab life

Life gives me many lemons

lemons would be fun to throw at people

people = shit

shit comes in many colors

colors run deep

deep thoughts about life in general

general hospital is a soap opera

opera singers are loud

loud music makes me dance

dance requires coordination

Coordination of the hand and eye make for a successful game player

players should die on nuts

Nuts about my shadow!

lol i thought it said nuts on my shadow :P ooops gutter mind lol

shadow is loopy

Hahahha!!!!

Loopy roads are hard to navigate

navigate in a purple lake

lakes are so pretty

Pretty flowers make me smile

smile everyday

Everyday be sure to change your underwear

underware should be comfortable

comfortable bed

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