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A movie quote is posted, the next person must guess or google which movie the quote is from then post a quote for the next person to guess and so on.

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Lick it up baby, Lick it up.

Heathers

Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Animal House


Merry Christmas ya filthy animal and a Happy New year.

Home Alone 2

Think of it: never a man-made sound... and then Mozart!

Out of Africa


Jamaica's got a bobsled team.

Cool Runnings

You defend the man that calls my mother a whore and me a bastard? And I dishonor you?

Attalus



She's a Nun, Don't Want Nun, Ain't Got Nun and Ain't gonna get Nun.

sorry, your guess was from my quote was from

the film - Alexander

yours was from Sister Act

Look at you! I have never seen a child as disgusting as you! You pissed your pants? How dare you! You want me to cut it off? Is that what you want me to do, you little freak?

Actually mine came from a film called Masters of Menace about a Motorcycle gang.

Red Dragon


You don't understand I had to drink the beer. No sir your shit faced.

Superbad

I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.

Risky Business



Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

The Pride of the Yankees

The HIV virus can only be transmitted through the exchange of bodily fluids, namely blood, semen, and vaginal secretions.

Philadelphia



My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

Yankee Doodle Dandy

I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.

Dallas Buyers Club



Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a miracle. It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!.

Caddyshack


Why should i need more time, the bitch is dead. the job is done.

Casino Royale




"What's next faggot?"

History of the World: Part I

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

The Breakfast Club

I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential Election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot.

The Godfather: Part II

It's a Kafka high. You feel like a bug.

Naked Lunch

It wants to... turn me into something else. That's not too terrible is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else.

The Fly

Well, we're all from beaver, ain't we?

Well, we're all from beaver, ain't we?

Bug

How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

The Sure Thing


There is only one man, Who dares give me the Raspberry LoneStar!

Space balls

Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.

Chairman of the Board.


You want the truth, You can't handle the Truth.

A Few Good Men

If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.

Waterworld



Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Shawshank Redemption

Summer, that is great! I like the delivery because I felt your anger!

School of Rock.


My dog has an unusually low testosterone level.

The Truth About Cats & Dogs

I got one for ya. What did this twice decorated West Texas jew-boy Marine pilot say to the Chinese New York Times reporter?

Red



Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Annie Hall

It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Gleaming the Cube (Not certain, it's an often used line)

Yeah. If she's the kind that takes care of sick people, I think I'll get a fever real quick.

Them!

Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.

American Werewolf in London.


“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

Dead Poets Society

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.”

Watchmen




"Did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is?"

Zoolander

Probably burned truck loads of your stuff before. Can't remember to forget you.

Memento.


"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

Hellraiser: Bloodline

Look at you! You just killed... a place mat!

The Hunger Games


"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

The life of brian.


No styles, these waves are mine.

Teen Wolf


"How do you like them apples?"

Good Will Hunting


"They're coming to get you Barbara".

Night of the Living Dead

The b*tch thinks it's funny I can't move my d*ck!

Born on the Fourth of July

Some nights there's so much farting and belching in here, it's like being in a ballpark.

Innocent Blood

No it's not. It's full of ghosts or spirits or something and they're just trying to make me look bad!

Batteries Not Included

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

Dracula

Sometimes fear has the appropriate response.

9

Look at ya, you look just like ya sister... A PIG!

Going Overboard

Rescue the crew, salvage what's left of the ship. The crew is dead, doctor. Your ship killed them.

Rescue the crew, salvage what's left of the ship. The crew is dead, doctor. Your ship killed them.

Event Horizon



I created my own hell....



and i'm the demon who crawled up out of it.

Faster

Dick Harper, Dick Harper, Dick Harper playing the harp. Harpo Marx playing the Jews harp.*DH*, DH! You're my Designated Hitter!

Fun with Dick and Jane

You know how they use that gun to pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?

Pulp Fiction

Right. What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them to protect their country?

Avengers: age of ultron


Run b*tch, He gonna kill you!

Malibu's Most Wanted

Naw. Poetry don't work on whores.

Naw. Poetry don't work on whores.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.

Cars

George, his friends call him Geo. He's got this kinda eighties skateboard thing going on... he makes it work, but it's not gonna look to good in his casket.

The Taking of Pellham

Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.

Scary Movie

Easily comprehended, often lacking sincerity or depth. You're smug too... want me to tell you what that means?

Easily comprehended, often lacking sincerity or depth. You're smug too... want me to tell you what that means?

Case 39

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

The Crow

All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time; there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.

All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time; there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.

The Room

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ok, then I'll cut to the chase. If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be a fluffer in her new daddy's videos.

Swordfish.

"How far would you go to get your answers?"

Prometheus

And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Addams Family Values (1993)

"And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."

Fargo

'Til death do us part! Well, you girls are dead. And I'm parting.

Death Becomes Her (1992)
"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry

Being John Malkovich

"Thsi is no dream, this is really happening!"

Rosemary's Baby (1968)
"My daughter is in pain...Give my daughter the shot!"

Terms of Endearment

The scent of the young boys you seduce still clings to you. Do not forget who it is you serve.

End of Days

I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing."

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask

You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!

The Cable Guy

I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the Romantic in me.

Casablanca

The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.

Three Kings

Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized. Now, bear in mind, none of us has been in New York before. There are the Broadway shows - we'll have to find out how to get tickets. There's also a lot of street crime, but I believe we can watch that for free. We want the essentials. Dinettes. Complete bedroom groups. Convenient credit, even though we've been turned down in the past.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Wow, I didn't know we were such good friends, Ronna! Because if we were, you would know I give head before I give favors and I didn't even give my best friends head, so the chances of your getting a favor is pretty fucking slim.

Go


Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're *really* stupid.

Disturbing Behavior

There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory


Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

Gladiator

This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.

Death Becomes Her

This from the guy who makes a midnight run to the video store and comes back with Booty Call and the Lion King!

How Stella Got Her Groove Back

It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to.

The Lord of the Rings

This is an express elevator gentlemen. The only way in or out is through access panels. Bomber's also wired the hatch to trigger the bomb, which seats him in the crazy-but-not-stupid section.

Speed

You're right. We're born capable of terrible things, but then sometimes something else comes along and gives us just the right nudge.

Constantine

When I was just a boy, I prayed to the Gods, for a horse. The Gods never answered me. So I stole one, instead.

Immortals (Excellent movie)

Mithras, lord of light, please help me, father of our fathers. Help me lead my men well. Do not let me dishonor my legion. Please help me regain my family's honor.

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