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Not a painter

Not a married woman

Not a welder.

Not alone

Not a playa

Not a fruit punch drinker

not a sushi eater

Not a spicey food eater,(to much spicey i cant handle it)

Not a tree

not a Alien

Not a guy

not an extrovert

Not eccentric

Not a lamp

not a farmer

not a super power

not a hero

Not a beauty

not a selfish person

Not a rocket scientist

Not a sperm bank

Not a meat eater

Not a rabbit.

Not happy?

not crying

Not hungry

not a pig

not wanting to go to work today

Not sheep

not a robot

Not a rich bitch lol

not a celebrity

Not a piano

not a guitar

not going to vote for anyone but Sanders

Not a Trump Supporter.

Also agree with the above


Not a visual artist

Not a band

Not a monkey wrench.

Not a homosexual

not a mediium

not a weak person

not a poet

Not a loud person

not a freeloader

not a cheerleader

not a fan of peanut butter cookies

not a barbie

Not a ballerina

not a light bulb

Not really happy

Not a cat.

Not a fan of cookies

not a snow woman

Not a fishing pole

Not a taxi

Not an officer

not a soldier

Not a cadet.

Not a sailor

Not a flamingo.

Not a parrot

not calm

not a ballerina

Not a mindreader

not a lotion scent

Not a candy bar

not good with knives

Not a lazy person

not a weak person

Not tired

not excited

not chocolateless

Not worried

Not a chain-smoker.

Not a zombie

Not your typical vampyr lol

not ready

Not a duck hunter

not a convict

not a Queen

not a King

not a filmstar

not a normal

Not a cupcake

not covered in cheese

Not singing

not a dancer

Not a chicken

not freaky

not evil

not bad

not a writer

Not a contact lens person

not a youtuber

Not sad

not a tube of glue

Not a Facebooker

u should be though lol

not a cracker

Not home

not on vacation

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