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Jackass: The Movie

"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world.

The Master

This guy is a trained killer! We made him! He's a security risk!

American Ultra

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

Zoolander

If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!

Eagle Eye

"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."

The Royal Tenenbaums

AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.

Dallas Buyers Club

You didn't get in trouble because you punched the boy in his face, you got in trouble because you got caught punching the boy in his face

Black Mass (2015)

“It’s a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.”

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I'm not following you, I'm looking for you. There's a big difference.

The Conversation

"Let's go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over"

Shaun of the Dead

YO! f**knuts! It's Probing time.

Paul

"Life is only on earth, and not for long."

Melancholia

The psych-obvious genius of it. Once you're declared insane, then anything you do is considered part of that insanity.

Shutter Island

"Now you're looking for the secret, but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled."

The Prestige

Vincent's been telling everyone around here that you saved the Dutchman's ass!

The Cotton Club

“Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people?”

Whiplash

I do not share my mother's affection for horseflesh, I'll have you know.

Foxcatcher

"The cold never bothered me anyway."

Frozen

I know it's against the law. I ask you, what has the law ever done for this place?

The Cider House Rules

When man meets a force he can't destroy, he destroys himself. What a plague you are.

30 Days of Night

Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live!

Friday The 13th

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"

A Fish Called Wanda

We're not bad people. We just come from a bad place.

Shame

"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."

Groundhog Day

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Brokeback Mountain

“When I came to Rome at the age of 26, I fell pretty swiftly into what might be defined as the whirl of the high life. But I didn't just want to live the high life, I wanted to be its king. I didn't just want to attend parties, I wanted the power to make them fail.”

The Great Beauty

I was raised to do one thing... and I've got nothing to fight for...

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Some Like It Hot

I always knew death would wear a familiar face... but not yours.

Spectre

"You go Glen Coco!"

Mean Girls

They may harass me, but don't let them ever think they have me beaten. That is when Alonzo Hawk is at his most dangerous.

They may harass me, but don't let them ever think they have me beaten. That is when Alonzo Hawk is at his most dangerous.

Herbie Rides Again

You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love

The Notebook

I’m a big flirt.So, I flirt with chairs. But I never, never cheated on him. But I certainly thought about it one time in London. And I could’ve done it. And the…the response to it was… um, he took 67 Rohypnols and ended up in a coma because I thought about cheating on him.

I think this is from 'Montage of Heck', could be wrong so ignore my next post and correct me... Otherwise,

Yeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

The Visit

We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it

Sliding Doors

You survived. You don’t come out the other side of something like this weaker. What is there left to be scared of?

Man of Steel

Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in love, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, then you haven't lived

Meet Joe Black

Oh, because I'm sitting in a police station, accused of entreating a young man to touch my penis, and you've just asked me if machines can think.

The Imitation Game

Is this really what you want? Living in the shadows? Hunting, being hunted? Always alone?

Spectre

It's funny. You know. No matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can't insulate yourself from it. I used to think it was death and taxes you couldn't avoid, but it's actually death and shit.

Ex Machina

"I guess that's what happens at the end, you start thinking about the beginning."

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Andrew Beckett: What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

Joe Miller: I don't know.

Andrew Beckett: A good start.


(LOL)

Philadelphia

You can`t change what people are.. without destroying who they were..

The Butterfly Effect

It was uncomfortable. We have dressed now in our best, and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.

TITANIC

Sometimes it's easier to be mad at the people you trust because you know that they'll always love you no matter what you say.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

What does a serial killer eat for breakfast? Some chips and some milk. Milk. It does the body good.

Tony

Sometimes the thing you thought was the most brutal aspect of the virus, turns out to be the chink in its armor. And she loves disguising her weaknesses as strengths. She's a bitch.

World War Z

If you're afraid of dying, and you're holdin' on, you'll see devils tearin' your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freein' you from the world. It all depends on how you look at it.

Jacob's Ladder

Frank is a very simple creature with very simple needs. Okay? It's killing, eating, sexting, eating... Killing, I guess.

RED 2

Look. These people are very close to complete personalty disintegration.

Real Life

You can touch my chest. I, uh... I think they're gonna grow more.

Moonrise Kingdom

"As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened that we just can't."

Now and Then.


"...Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Gladiator

We walk away from our dreams afraid we may fail, or worse yet, afraid we may succeed.

Finding Forrester

A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?

Van Helsing

Heres to lying, stealing, cheating, and drinking.
If you must lie, lie with the one you love.
If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you drink, drink to the moments that take your breath away

Hitch

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Hollywood Ending

There are some hurts that you never completely get over. And you think that time will diminish their presence and to a degree it does, but it still hurts because well, hurt hurts.

The Story of Us

Would the owner of the rickshaw with license plate number 406, please remove it. Your coolie has a hernia.

What's Up, Tiger Lily?

Well, I have to have something to keep me company while you're away. Sometimes in the night, when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it. Then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore.

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Could this be the sex life of two things? Sure they can't show that on the screen! You get arrested! You have to pull the curtain!

The Critic

What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew, was the only someone for you?

Sleepless in Seattle

It's been a long time since I got you to second base!

San Andreas

That's the thing, she's my other half. She's everything that I'm not. Without her, I'm not whole. Before I met her I'd be walking through life thinking I was happy, that I was complete---but now I can't back to just being me because now I know what it's like to be whole.

Sleepless in Seattle

Ladies, give them hell. Save lover boy for mama. I have a special package for him. Killjoy! Give me my strap-on!

Sorry, I was so slow just ignore my post :(

Guess Who

I could come back a thousand times... and see her die a thousand ways.

The Time Machine

The reason why everyone wants *love* so much is because it's the closest thing to (magic)

Aquamarine

What are you gonna do? Put us in cages and have them throw peanuts at us?

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

There are two people who I trust, the first person is me the other is not you!

Con Air

When you work for me, you're mine.

When You Are Mine-The Bennett Series

If someone took everything you live for... How far would you go to get it back?

Minority Report

"Tell you what. The truth is... sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it

Brokeback Mountain

I... I used to make long speeches to you after you left. I used to talk to you all the time, even though I was alone. I walked around for months talking to you. Now I don't know what to say. It was easier when I just imagined you. I even imagined you talking back to me. We'd have long conversations, the two of us. It was almost like you were there. I could hear you, I could see you, smell you. I could hear your voice. Sometimes your voice would wake me up. It would wake me up in the middle of the night, just like you were in the room with me. Then... it slowly faded. I couldn't picture you anymore. I tried to talk out loud to you like I used to, but there was nothing there. I couldn't hear you. Then... I just gave it up. Everything stopped. You just... disappeared. And now I'm working here. I hear your voice all the time. Every man has your voice.

Paris, Texas

"Thats what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly."

Hitch

Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.

Birdman

"But then I realised maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in f_____g Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die."

In Bruges

When a man begins to do a lot of talking about hanging, he better make pretty sure as to who is going to decorate the end of the rope.

The Big Trail

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

Dead Poets Society

In a sense I have. I am growing old, my body is deteriorating, and like all of you, will eventually cease to function. As a robot, I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today, I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine.

Bicentennial Man

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

Hellraiser: Bloodline

You made a deal with the Devil. How dumb could you be?

Oh, God! You Devil

"Go ahead, make my day."

Sudden Impact

A crow can speak a word. But a crow is not a man and neither is a Russian.

A crow can speak a word. But a crow is not a man and neither is a Russian.

The Beast of War

"Now you're looking for the secret, but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled."

The Prestige

I can't believe we're stealin' a plane...

Blow

To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious!

Dracula

I'm going to count to three, there won't be a four... Give me the code.

I'm going to count to three, there won't be a four... Give me the code.

Die Hard

"What did you expect, an exploding pen?"

Skyfall

I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

Jaws

Will someone please save these people from themselves!

The Queen

"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be."

The Social Network

Anita! You liar! We'll set your hair on fire

Milk

“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.”

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