The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

we have seen war and

we have prevailed but this

time... it is far darker

and more precarious a situation

that will create a new

that will create a new

who feast on entrails and

random people wearing no hats

What we must do..

now is digest the brains

Filling our tummies with scrumptious

intelligence and juicy knowledge covered

In a wonderful sensation of

that really hits the spot

making us fall into lethargic

yet euphoric madness that eclipsed

our guilty conscience for indulging

mayhem, complete and utter mayhem

pillaging and burning everything to

the ground and it was

chaos, demons falling from the

rafters and making strange sounds

while giggling and gurgling ominously

meanwhile seven rare birds appeared

Swooped down and took all

excess bodies away to their

Nests made of human hair

and made them into a

visceral avian harem and meal.

what a site to behold

until, birds catch you peeking.

then they eat you whole

then all other parts eaten

the area for survivors and

fed their young from mouths

and various forked tongues they

often regenerate after biting hastily.

and got actually sharper as

Of long gone vultures that

were also mob bosses and

were also mob bosses and

bastard children of roving prostitutes

who were hunting endangered vampire

cult of blood thirsty fiends

Brainwashed with psychedelics and cartoons

they were seriously f*cked up

But still held their own

and their heads held high

As they precariously walked into

the next realm of consciousness

Where they were greeted by...

the friends in their head

because the mice were attacking

brain gunk that's pouring out

precious memories of lovers' lost.

who were lost and found

who were lost and found