The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Must Love Dogs

You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.

Deadpool

Gabriel, can't you see we're menacing someone?

Chrome and Hot Leather (1971)

Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.

Funny Games (2007)

I believe that like me, the people behind these robberies are extreme athletes, using their skills to disrupt the international financial market. And they don't care who gets killed in the process.

Point Break (2015)

I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.

Scream 3 (2000)

God must have some kind of plan to teach me some kind of lesson. I just can't figure out what it is

Southpaw

This is unreal! You don't care about death 'cause you're already dead! I know a lot about you. I know you weren't always like this. What was the last thing you cared about?

WarGames (1983)

[to Jimmy] She keeps calling the apartment. Every time Beth answers the phone, she hangs up. I'm scared Jimmy, and I don't want to lose my family

Fatal Attraction

Are you endowing these bees with human motives? Like saving their fellow bees from captivity, or seeking revenge on Mankind?

The Swarm (1978)

You just gave our son a gun. You wanna tell me what the hell we're doing?

The Purge

I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray! I got the evidence! Put the evidence in the car. "But Daddy..." Put the evidence in the car! I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

No. I can't do that and if you were in my position, you'd do the same.

Alien

The earthquake measuring 9.6 on the Richter scale hits at 12:59 P.M. August 23rd in the year 2000. After the devastation, the Constitution is amended, and the newly elected president accepts a lifetime term of office.

Escape from L.A.

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

Jurassic World (2015)

This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum, and it's your fault!

MASH (1970)

I'm warning you. I will be forced to thrash you.

Coming to America

Rai, come along, just talk to the woman. You're nothing but silent and angry.

Grace of Monaco (2014)

the way you do all of them. Louisa I don't even know about yet,

The Sound of Music (1965)

Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Animal House (1978)

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time

Pulp Fiction

No, they would never do that. Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot.

The Boondock Saints (1999)

He wasn't going to kill you... he just wanted to know what you know.

Sicario

I have run out of time. I have lost it all. So I can't work fast enough to catch up. I can't run fast enough to catch up. And the only thing that catches me up is doing my magic act.

Thief (1981)

Just for argument's sake, how much reward?

Snow White and the Huntsman

Did you ever take that smoldering weed out of your mouth?

Battlestar Galactica

How about - "I hope you'll be very happy together"?

Only You

Intellectuals have no taste.

Pretty Woman

Maybe you don't always get everything you want, Lasse.

Kiss Me (2011)

Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?

Cloverfield

I am your friendly Courier. Mister Bloodvessel is my name. Buster Bloodvessel.

Magical Mystery Tour

Oh, yeah, but Jason asked me to do it, so I've been doing it. I've been doing it really well.

Cloverfield (2008)

Some people hold on to things like that.

Red

I'm not deluded, Pete, I'm possessed.

Gothika (2003)

Say "what the fuck."... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Risky Business

Lettie, take an editorial! "To the women of America...!" No, make it to the women everywhere. "Banish the black, burn the blue, and bury the beige. From now on, girls, think pink!"

Funny Face (1957)

Hello, Jack. Thanks for saving our little girl.

Room

You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit.

Meet Joe Black (1998)

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Snatch

Men talk. If they are men they talk. They have disagreement, they discuss these things. But you, I don't know Dutch. I don't know what stickin' womb of puss and scum and ape shit you came out of!

Billy Bathgate (1991)

Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you're still not having any FUN!

Face/Off

Do you have any dreams?
Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

It tells the time. But do be careful with the alarm, it's rather loud.

Spectre

Could you guys please, shut up.

The 5th wave (2016)

Oh. You know, there are days I really hate this job. This is not my best work, not by a long shot. Oh, sure, a few murders and a couple of rather lovely explosions. I would hardly call it a rousing success, but what the hell? I'll be back. In the meantime, you and Polly, you are two terrific kids, and you'll marry her. Trust me. She's a lovely girl, Alan. You'll have a wonderful family. Oh, by the way, give my regards to your grandson. Bob will be his name, International Trade his game. I'll see him in Jakarta, 2053. August 14th. 10a.m. A nice, sunny day. We'll make headlines.

Needful Things

You know what I'd love for lunch? Fresh asparagus, then, um, pasta - angel hair pasta with heaps of basil, garlic, olive oil and, um, apple pie. Yeah. Uh, John, have you got a towel?

Dead Calm 1989.

OK, I give up... what's this? This is the Fillmore chapter of the VFW... Very Few Whites.

The Enforcer (1976)

Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me.

World War Z (2013)

How are you going to survive without Rob? He's like your main dude.

Cloverfield

 I'll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door and I'll slam it about 157,000 f*cking times.

The Heat

My body aged quickly but for my heart it took more time

Paddington

Hey Benario! My face is leaving in 5 minutes! Be on it!

Reckless (1984)

No, you moron! There's police all over the place! Hundreds of them!

Ruthless People (1986)

Whats our mission? Rescue Gilligan??

Down Periscope

Ahhh! It's a spi... a spee... a spid-d-d-d... an arachnid!

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991)

Are you serious, I'm sweating like a pregnant nun back here.

The Paperboy

They don't hear your voice! They just see the color of your face. You understand? You understand?

The Revenant (2015)

If you don't leave now, we'll die together.

Spectre

Yeah, the school of "Screw You and Take All Your Damn Money"!

August Rush (2007)

You don't think I've been through this so many times? I don't want to give people hope when there isn't any!

There Will Be Blood

You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret f*cking government lab.

Zombieland (2009)

No, don't pass out on me now cop! No, no, no, no, no. Don't pass out on me yet, you dirty, rotten oinker! Do we understand each other? You better answer me, if you want to know where the girl is. Okay? Now listen... I've changed my mind. I'm going to let her die! I just wanted you to know that. You hear me? I just wanted you to know that before I killed you!

Dirty Hairy

You really are dumber than dirt, aren't ya, Betty?

Under the Hula Moon (1995)

And you and I would have never been at war. And the only thing we'd fight about would be which video to rent on a Saturday night.

You got mail (1998)

You're fast and you like pain. You eat it like candy. I've seen a few cases like that in my time. The more they get hurt, the more dangerous they become. But you got to be durable, too. Real durable. Most ain't.

Any Which Way You Can (1980)

Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

Clueless

You're not my slave, Chas, you're my very appreciated apprentice, like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.

Constantine (2005)

The Bling Ring (2013)

ummm ...let's see - The Bling Ring LOL

obviously you should have posted a quote here

So I will -

You're just a lot of talk in some tights!

The breakfast club/Batman

Half-Vampire... Half-Lycan... but stronger than both!

Underworld (2003)

Humiliating! Outsmarted by a banana-head!

Any Which Way You Can (1980)

You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass momma's boy!

Scream

Others say his mother was molested by Bigfoot and, uh, Jackson is their mutant offspring.

Action Jackson (1988)

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

 I got this young nineteen year old country girl named Sheronda. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood

Jackie Brown (1997)

Yeah, you don't know what is like when you try, and you try, and you try, and you try, and you don't ever get there! Because you were born perfect and I was born like this, and you're perfect!

I Am Sam

Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down!

The Goonies (1985)

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.

Her

Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.

Twelve Monkeys (1995)

You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she'd probably say yes.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings.

Serenity (2005)

I'm just the crazy slut, with a dead husband! Fuck you!

Serenity

Shag off, the pair of you. There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life.

It was the movie *Silver Linings Playbook!*

Far and Away (1992)

Well, I ride around nights mostly... subways, buses... I figure, you know, if I'm gonna do that I might as well get paid for it.

Taxi Driver
Oh, I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad

Suicide Squad (2016)

Amsterdam, motherfucker!

Pulp Fiction

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall

*sorry my quote was from the Hostel (2005)*

Get Him to the Greek (2010)

Hey. Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something. Not even me. All right?

Pursuit of Happiness (2006)

Jealous? Jealous? You don't even exist to me! You don't exist! You are nothing! You are shit! You don't exist. The only way you know how to treat women is by treating them like whores! Well, you're the whore! And this is gonna stop! Do you understand! Do you understand what I'm saying? Hmm?

The Craft (1996)

Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question...

The Hateful Eight

It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

Bull Durham (1988)

Well, actually, Martha and I were thinking of taking a little skiing holiday in the Canadian Rockies.

Jumanji


Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Army of Darkness (1992)

I love you. Know how I've said that you were special Nick? Turns out that I was right.

Push

My murderer was a man from our neighborhood. I took his photo once as he talked to my parents about his border flowers. I was aiming for the bushes when he got on the way. He stepped out of nowhere and ruined the shot. He ruined a lot of things.

The Lovely Bones (2009)

Hell, that dog's bigger than that. I thought you said there were panthers here.

Serena

I'm not sure. But this world is ours now. It's what we make of it.

9 (2009)

We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

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