The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Yeah, and maybe the President will make me Secretary of Pussy.

The People Under the Stairs (1991)

I thought you'd be happy to see us... I guess I was wrong.

Sleepers

How I remembered them. Not necessarily the way they happened.

Lost Highway (1997)

Tubby time

Creep (2014)

If we coexist, we shall dominate you. That is inevitable. Eventually you will try to eliminate us. We are all creatures of the life force. Now it was set us at one another to see who will survive.

Village of the Damned

Care for you. I never did. I just needed you to break Enigma. I've done that now, so you can go.

The Imitation Game (2014)

Nuts crawled up inside, sir. Those little shits are gone. They're nice and warm though now, sir.

American Sniper

They just f*ck you and they f*ck you and they f*ck you, and then just when you think it's all over, that's when the real f*cking starts!

The Game (1997)

You go out and put your ass on the line for a bunch of dudes who'd no sooner let you in the front door than they would me.

The Enforcer

For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of a stalk.

Naked Lunch (1991)

Well, if he's an angel, all right then... But he damn well must be a killer angel. Colonel, darling, you're a lovely man. I see a vast great difference between us, yet I admire you, lad. You're an idealist, praise be. The truth is, Colonel... There is no "divine spark". There's many a man alive no more of value than a dead dog. Believe me. When you've seen them hang each other the way I have back in the Old Country. Equality? What I'm fighting for is to prove I'm a better man than many of them. Where have you seen this "divine spark" in operation, Colonel? Where have you noted this magnificent equality? No two things on Earth are equal or have an equal chance. Not a leaf, not a tree. There's many a man worse than me, and some better... But I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters, Colonel... Is justice. Which is why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain... And I damn all gentlemen. There is only one aristocracy... And that is right here. And that's why we've got to win this war.

Gettysburg (1993)

In the future if you don't have anything, man up and stop dodging my calls.

Nightcrawler

Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, f*ckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short f*cking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude f*cks once or twice a year!

Brokeback Mountain

The Man. Oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! Okay? And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man, it was called rock 'n roll. But guess what? Oh no. The Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool, or pure, or awesome, 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!

School of Rock

If I had a job, I wouldn't need to borrow any money.

Friday (1995)

She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas.

Bowfinger (1999)

Honey, come on over here, sugarbuns. This machine just called me an asshole.

Maximum Overdrive (1986)

It gets harder every time. They just don't believe like they used to. Gotta get 'em all riled up.

The skeleton key.


"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus"

How's pokus


I love my dead gay son!!

How's pokus


I love my dead gay son!!

How's pokus


I love my dead gay son!!

Heathers

Maybe. Maybe he's lost in the dark swirling abyss of nothingness.

The Details (2011)

Laughter is the best medicine.

Dr. Giggles

No, no, that's fine. That other stuff will probably kill you... whereas "Froot Loops" are light, and reasonably high in fiber. I care for "Apple Jacks" a great deal.

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

Meet me at the waterfront, after the social.

Sleepaway Camp

I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.

Drop Dead Fred (1991)

No, I'm sorry. I was trying not to tell you.

Panic Room.

No, it spoke to me. It said, that it wants my family dead.

The Conjuring

Would you please stop it with that... quoting movies all the time.

Casino Jack (2010)

The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always... and never.

Sin City

Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord.

The Animal (2001)

How much do you want to stop this cab? I'll give you $20 to stop. I'll give you $40. I've got $76. All you have to do is stop the cab!

Ghost Dad

I would if it didn't give me a shock every time I come near it!

Driving Miss Daisy (1989)

No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

Need spitfire


Ever get the feeling your being cheated?
Shut up and play ya twat

Sid And Nancy

An upright ape living in dust with crude language and tools, all set for extinction.

*My Quote was from the movie Mrs. Doubtfire Sexmetalbarbie!*


Ex Machina (2015)

Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.

RoboCop

Listen, nothing I'm gonna say is going to make you feel any better. It's just going to suck for a while and then you'll be fine.

Margin Call (2011)

I think I saw something I couldn't possibly have seen.

Ghost Ship (2002)

But... You are right! I thought it more amusing this way. In fact, *I* knew that *You* knew... By the way, that won't work. See? I took your balls.

Cutthroat Island (1995)

We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

Demolition Man (1993)

I don't cost anything. I'm a ghost. And we're both prisoners here, you're behind your desk, and I'm behind this

Judge Dredd (1995)

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

Hitch

Oh no. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time.

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

My goodness and my fortress... my high tower and my Deliverer.

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

That's the thing about the truth. It'll set you free, but first it'll really piss you off!

Zerophilia (2005)

He kill them wi' their love. Wi' their love fo' each other. That's how it is, every day, all over the world.

The green mile


Tonight allows people a release for all the hatred and violence that they keep up inside them.

The Purge (2013)

I can see that. I would love to be the one to help you with your dog.

Trainwreck

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it! What is a brunette between two blondes? A translator! Do you know why blind people don't like to sky-dive? It scares their dogs! A man with demensia is driving on the freeway. His wife calls him on the mobile phone and says "Sweetheart, I heard there's someone driving the wrong way on the freeway." He says "One? There's hundreds!" What's silent and smells like worms? Bird farts. It must have been an engineer who designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area? A woman goes into a doctor's office, and the doctor says "Do you mind if I numb your breasts?" "Not at all." *makes 'motor-boating' noise. "Num-num-num-num."

Mermaids

Our membership has its pleasure, its hardship, and sometimes its pain.

The Skulls (2000)

Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It's one billionth our size and it's beating us.

Outbreak

Well from the evidence, they stopped eating in the middle of their meal, and jumped overboard.

Contamination (1980)

A little while ago, six men from your ship broke into the home of the French Colonial Governor. They started throwing things through a plate glass living room window. We found some of the things on the lawn. Large world globe. Small love seat. A lot of books. A bust of Balzac. The French writer? We also found an Army private first class. He was unconscious at the time. He claims they threw him, too.

Mister Roberts

You're supposed to talk with god, but he never talked to me. Instead, all these other things started to.

White Rabbit (2013)

In the past five months, I think I've breathed freely with both sides working maybe a week total.

The War of the Roses

Mom, you know money can't buy happiness...

Orange County (2002)

You wanna make a guess, roughly, for the week?

The Forgotten

Son, I want you to close your eyes for a minute. Now, imagine I've taken away your allowance, your cellphone, your car and cut you out of my will. How do you see your future?

The Beverly Hillbillies

You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!

The Cable Guy

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar.

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar.

Blazing Saddles (1974)

Walk well, my brother.

The Snow Walker.

Anyone notice anything peculiar about Seaman First Class Urban? A shirt-tail hanging out of trousers is, I believe, regulation uniform for a bus boy, *not*, however, for a sailor in the United States Navy. These are some of the things we're going to start noticing again. Mr. Maryk, who is the morale officer?

The Caine Mutiny

Mr. Button, there's a cask over hear with stuff in it that smells like the Captain's breath.

The Blue Lagoon

You keep your shit together. Okay? I can't have you pop another brain fart and f*ck this thing up.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

It's fucking mental, any guy who'd give that to me I'd dump him on the spot.

Motel Hell (1980)

She's lucky to have you. Mother is God in the eyes of a child.

Silent Hill


How did you find me?
Oh it's the bracelet.
Great... How do you get it off?
Oh, you just don't.

Turbo Kid

No, sweetheart. I'm making you not care. Okay?

28 Days Later

'Cause we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh..."

Finding Nemo

You know how some people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.

Chicago (2002)

That's right. You see, according to *Cacteau's* plan. *I'm* the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who would sit in the greasy spoon and think "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the big rack of Barbecued spare ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I *want* high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese alright? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section. I wanna run around naked with green jell-o all over my body reading a Playboy magazine. Why? Because maybe I feel the need to okay pal? I've *seen* the future, you know what it is. It's made by a 47 year-old virgin in gray pajamas soaking in a bubble bath, drinking a broccoli milkshake and thinking "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cacteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other option: come down here, maybe starve to death.

Demolition Man

He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.

Old School

Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear.

Phone Booth

Your eyes will want to dominate how you perceive the world, but you can't fully trust them. Not yet.

The Eye (2008)

He was delirious but asked for you by name. Show him...

Inception

There's nice ass at the field, that's why I always hang around it.

The Bad News Bears (1976)

The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.

Scream

Real nice party, Hapsburg... I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.

Naked Gun 2&1/2

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

Caddyshack

Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond.

Killers (2010)

Goddamn Tunnel of Love! Well, don't you worry, Vinnie. A deal is a deal. Leon B. Little never quits. There's twenty-six stiffs out there who'll swear to that! Oh, daylight. All right, you chicken livers. If you're out there, you can kiss your future goodbye!

Tough Guys

As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise.

The Room (2003)

Mr. Ratchett, I have made enough money to satisfy both my needs and my caprices. I take only such cases now as interest me, and to be frank, my interest in your case is, uh... dwindling.

Murder on the Orient Express

His conception was an act of animosity, why shouldn't his life be one as well?

Igby Goes Down (2002)


Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

The Devil's Advocate (1997)

A job at the end of the world. A salaried killer for a big petroleum company. I don't know why I did half the things I've done, but I know this is where I belong, surrounded by my own. Ex-cons, fugitives, drifters, assholes. Men unfit for mankind.

The Grey

It's all right. It's all right. They're with us. They're with us.

Event Horizon (1997)

You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you?

Crank

He was one of those civilized individuals who did not insist upon agreement with his political principals as a precondition for conversation or friendship.

Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005)

Most parents believe their children are the most beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet. Others take a less emotional approach.

Matilda

Well, some men, once they get a whiff of it, they trail you like a hound.

Body Heat (1981)

That's 'cause I know what I'm doing now.

Birdman

I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?

Aliens (1986)

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue!

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