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no one above me: " I killed it'~

hands you some tea

thanks makes you full breakfast french toast eggs, and bacon

thank you

Np cat

I dont feel so good

awwe hope you feel better/

thnk

i will go make the coffee to wake us both up

yawns

hope you not going to bed you got to make the coffee its your turn lol

Good evening

Hey moons want coffee?😃

Good morning :-) coffee and smokes

oh dont say the s word we are out and in chciago they are 15 dollars a pack . will not get any for 2 weeks have to get them from friends and nabors and wife is in such a bad mood .

Yikes! Sorry to hear that. I can't afford the $8 a pack, thats $500 a month. So I order bulk tobacco, roll my own for $30 a month :-) http://www.lilbrown.com/default.aspx
So, I have as many as you can smoke with your coffee :-)

I do not smoke, but last time I went to Richmond, they were for less than 6 a pack

Time for Coffee :-)

I would rather have my pillow and blanket over coffee

Gives a cat

throws the cat I don't want this

A good spanking wakes sleepers right up.

Where's my coffee man??

give me some time i just got up

Goodmorning!:) Ok.

Puts coffee on and makes muffins scrambled eggs hashbrowns sausage bacon biscuits and gravy .

Pokes repeatedly.

here take this bucket of water lol . no i cant do it but will take a cup of water .

gives some tea.

wonders how i got so far from home

get up and get my coffee

get your own coffee!!

if you dont get up your going to be late for work

Yeah get your ass up, or its steam roller time!

Good morning ~
Wake up Sleepy head.

yawns.....hi there

Where my breakfast at? :P

at the store go fetch it

do you want a glass of water or do you want it pitched at you lol get out of bed now

Shit you wouldn't pitch it at me.. Not twice ;) lol

Still waiting for my breakfast hehe :D

Goodmorning:)

Coffee?

Gives breakfast in bed.

hands you a cup of tea

ok eggs if you dont like them dont blame me i am no cook i suck at it .

no thanks a glass of soda would be good

how far away from home did i go??

you have entered never never land

Yawns wow I'm still tierd

9V battery + Tongue

Drives into you with a Artic lorry

yanks the sheets like doing a magic trick....TADA wake up!

Okay okay I'm awake time for some fruit.

forget the fruit bring me my coffee

Uses the sound of electric hair trimmer

Get up have some Coffee, and sing a tune :-)

Make breakfast for the above

hands you a coke

Hands him a beer

Makes you French Toast breakfast :-)

sunny side up eggs and toast ...

Runs

Coffee is waiting:)

cant I just hug my pillow and be done with it

here have a coke and a smile

umm not sure how to react to that

ok well i DIDNT give you a straw so it wasnt drugs...lol

lol

here I will give it to you again

o.o umm ok then hides under the bed

mwahahah I like dark places best..lol

well this is my hiding place find your own lol

lol gets under blanket with cell phone flash light...you hear silly laughs

pokes head out

starts jumping on bed under the covers

I need soda

gives you another coke ..careful it may be shaken from jumping on the bed

ok i got a water gun here so get out of bed now or i will use it lol

hi

Hands you a pop

I need coffee!!

Makes a pot of coffee

Drink triple Espressos!

plays loud music

~throws ice cubes on bed and runs~

-throws water balloons at GM-

Tickles the person above me:)

Puts loud music on

Offers tea,coffee, cigarettes if you smoke and what ever breakfast that you would like. Served however you wish.

omg

Party with the mullet

Brings breakfast in bed

Eats your breakfast

get up dont miss your bus

Pops a balloon

water is better wake up call , how would you like it glass or bucket lol .

Did I hear the word ice I want some lol it's 113 degrees here today .

Poors some ice over you

Goodmorning:)

Pops open a bottle of Champaign pours you a glass walks to the shower naked

Pops open a bottle of Champaign pours you a glass walks to the shower naked

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