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You know what to do

I killed it. No one above me

Make me a cuppa

A cuppa what? Makes coffee here is this what you need?

yes thanks shares with you

Opens the blinds and let's light in

Shuts them again :-P

Poors freezing water over you

Puts a lot of spiders on you

-blinks-

What the hell was I drinking?

Brings a coffee

-sings you are my sunshine at the top of my lungs-

Smiles

Let's a puppy pounce on you

beats you with a pillow

Laughs......

Calls a marching band and let's them. Into your room

Throws a cat on you

Throws a cat on you

Who let you in?

Cranks on TV!

Bites and run away:)

Puts ice on wound and says nicely!
Time to rise and shine!

Let's a few white mice out of my box and let them crawl all over you

This is the wake u call,smiles and coffee is a good start

Jumps up and down on the bed!! GOOD MORNING!!!!!!

Gets up and goes to work.

Follows him to work and wakes him up there :)

I never sleep at work.


Brings an orange juice.

oh my, we had so much xxx fun last night ;)

everyone on vr should WAKE UP..and stop living in illusion.

Good morning.

Shakes him :) time for brains

BITES!

Bites really hard

Sets off fire crackers.

Lights all the candles

good morning

Turns the light on and offers her some. Coffee

thank you dear, sleep well?

hi

rawr

Thought we already had a thread like this? *shrugs*
Takes a nap

Jumps out a window.

hands you a coffee before you jump

Shouts at you

Plays stereo loudly.

how do i keep getting to these places

Disappears.

Sets an alarm

Makes breakfast.

pulls the covers around us and tells you, we are never leaving this bed.

Sounds good to me!

we can eat later

evil laugh

Throws kittens onto your covers

Sets alarm.

Jumps onto the bed. Wake up.

Tickles

climbs ontop of you

Pulls you close.

Good morning sunshine

Good morning, lovely.

Not sure how i got here *rubs eyes*

Sets an alarm

Did you bring doughnuts this time???

Puts some donoughts on her bedside table

Pours ice water on her.

Hides. In my blankets

Brings breakfast in bed.

Damm that's cold


Turns ac to full power

stretches

Brings her some muffins

Brings coffee.

Calls your phone

Why you call me when you're right there?

Sid not wanna should lol

Throws him a fresh brain

Devours BRAAAIN!


Gives her a blueberry muffin.

Saves the muffin for later

Sets the alarm for him

Sets her alarm.

eats muffin

Brings her some coffee

hi

Hi

Gets you coffee

no coffee for me -

either blood or absinthe

Gets her some blood

Pokes

Sets an alarm.

Brings him coffee and breakfast

Brings her zombie toast.

Nice lol

Brings him some fresh orange even added some food colouring to make it green lol

~gasp~


Awww, my favorite color.

He he

Sets the alarm for tomorrow

Sets her alarm for tonight.

Grins


Leaves the rest of the fresh orange

Devours green orange.


Gets her a warm bagel.

oh well hello sexy zombie sir :)

Hi Moon,goodmorning:)here is coffee

Brings coffee.

WTF

Pulls his. Hair :)

💀 hello

tickles your nose with a feather

Watches. Tv

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