most evil thing you did,doesn't matter if you got away with it,or were busted.
in first grade I attacked a fellow classmate with scissors and cut her.she had it coming!
Told my ex-wife that her vagina was like the Goodyear blimp hangar.
Omg
Grounded my 19 year old cause I dislike her boyfriend
I lied to a girl a long time ago and told her I didn't love her anymore, when in fact, I did.
Called my mother a bitch when I was a teenager. Never meant for her to ever hear that.
Lied to get a day off work. (not within the past few years)
Some of these doesn't really sound "evil" persay.
Sure it's wrong but i wouldn't classify it EVIL. lol
To answer the question, I've never done anything EVIL in my entire life and i don't plan to.
I made exlax brownies for my ex.. Lol.. He got the 3rd one down when his stomach started making crazy sounds.. I still feel bad.. A little..