A zombie apocalypse just came about and one busts through your door the first object to your left is your weapon.
How screwed are you?
A cup (I'm dead) lol
A cat.
Probably dead, but he's kind of an asshole so he may attack them for a little bit
A totally awesome and sharp butter knife. I will totally be taking on all zombies now.
Deodorant. I'm going to be dead, but those zombies are at least going to smell nice.