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Here is a fun game what would make you be a redneck a take of Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck when you give your girlfriend a ring from a gumball machine

You might be a redneck if your family tree does not fork.

You might be a redneck if your pink flamingos are your prize possessions

You might be a redneck if you can count the number of teeth you have on one hand.

You might be a redneck if the Walmart is your Tiffinies department store

You might be redneck if your bumper falls off and you put a makeshift one on with duct tape

You have a car on your front yard that doubles as a large flower pot.

If you think flags are made for curtains

If you think your pickup truck looks good with the front way up high and the back way low to the ground.

When you walk, country music is playing in the background

You refer to your wife and mother in-law as duel air-bags.

That one is Jeff Foxworthy's.

when you speak everyone thinks you have no education

When your lawnmower is your lawn decoration

When your mother says lard is buttter

When your father buys your mother a anniversary dinner at Mcd's

you husband thinks his camo gear is fancy wear

your wife makes a fancy dinner with ketchup spagettie sauce

When you husband thinks Walmart Jewelry department is tiffinys

us you have wine in your shoe

Lol...if you bring a can of beer with you into a job interview :)

If I Was White, Living Down South, Hating Blacks & Jewish People...

If you find a date at a family Reunion

If you look at road kill as dinner.