The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Airplane

“O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.”

Monty Python

Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.

12 Monkeys

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won’t allow them to write “fuck" on their airplanes because it’s obscene."

Apocalypse Now

All the way. A hot-pussied little whore, who arrived down here looking for freedom, a victim of Puritanical breeding, seeking release for strange new feelings.

Cannibal Ferox

“Allie, he came in my mouth, and then he tried to beat the shit out of me because I wanted to tell you. You know... It was an accident. But... He deserved it.”

Single White Female

That's not what he said, you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English.

We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.

Tombstone (one of my favorites)

"Who the f*** do you think you are, you son of a bitch? You think you have it bad just because those bastards won't play ball?"

Serpico

And I'd like to take a bath with identical twins in a tub of Rocky Road.

The Cloverfield Paradox

It was something that had to be done. A door had been opened and couldn't be shut. It was the end... You don't understand.

Apt Pupil

Yeah, and maybe the President will make me Secretary of Pussy.

People under the stairs

It is the best day ever. So was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and every day from now until forever.

Barbie

I tell ya there... there were these two old guys ranched up together, down home. Earl and Rich. And they was the joke of town, even though they were pretty tough ol' birds. Anyway they... they found Earl dead in an irrigation ditch. Took a tire iron to 'im. Spurred him up, drug him 'round by his dick 'till it pulled off.

Broke Back Mountain

“So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”

Space balls

Lions don't do this. Lions... never had a lair like this. They're doing it for the pleasure.

The Ghost and the Darkness (Great Movie)

“Death comes to us all. But before it comes to you, know this: your blood dies with you. A child who is not of your line grows in my belly. Your son will not sit long on the throne. I swear it.”

Braveheart

Oh, I'm a short son of a bitch. My father was a short son of a bitch too. My mother was shorter than him. And my brother was real short and we couldn't even see him. He was a short son of a bitch.

Stir Crazy

The lamp of the body is the eye. If your eye is sound, your whole body will be filled with light. But if your eye is bad, your whole body will be darkness. If then, the only light you have is darkness, the darkness will be doubly dark.

Godspell

You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.

The Lost Boys
What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

The Matrix

So what do you suggest? Tell me. Oh wait, I know. I've got it. There's a way we can put a stop to all of this. All we need to do is find the tooth of a baby crocodile, the blood of a pigeon and the pubes of a virgin. And then we just have to burn them all before sunset. Let me see, do we have any spare teeth lying around? Teeth, pubes? Nope, none here! LET ME SEE, DO WE HAVE ANY HERE? PUBES, TEETH? Nothing in this box either. Where are they? I'm sure they were here earlier. I put them here myself. WHO'S BEEN MOVING THINGS AROUND? FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE! I don't suppose you have any pubes I could have, by any chance? Oh, I forgot. You don't have any left. We don't have any of the things we need.

No idea

Sometimes the world doesn’t always need a white knight. Sometimes it needs something a little darker.

Inglourious Basterds

“That’s no way to treat adventures. Never say no to adventures. Always say yes. Otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.”

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.

The Shawshank Redemption

The Strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.

Van Helsing

Idiot, did you really think we would kill you? Don't you see we want to kill you a thousand times, to the limits of eternity, if eternity could have limits?

Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma?

“Eighteen people were killed in Jackson that night. Eight black and ten white. I don’t think God has color in mind that he sets the tornado loose…”

The Help

Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them.

Source Code


Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them?

The Postman

Mark, we as a nation have failed to honor you. And that's a problem. Not just for you, but for our society. When we fail to honor that which should be honored, it's a problem. It's a canary in a coal mine. Do you bird-watch?

Foxcatcher

Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!

The Birdcage

Yes, he was fluent in asshole as well. And just like you, he blamed everything he did on some deeper meaning, convoluted conspiracy theories and how it was everybody else's fault when he was clearly in the wrong. But, you know, once my sister and I realized it was just an excuse to treat his family like shit, it made life a little easier.

Bird Box

“I want somebody to love, and I want somebody to love me. And nobody ever will. And that's why it hurts. Because it makes a difference. And when nobody cares, it makes you all mad inside and it makes you want to say things, tear up things, break things, get through the glass.”