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A long time ago

everyone was one tribe

then came Chewbacca who

growled as he went

hunting for new friends

That had traveled before

in 99 red balloons 🎈

floating in the sky

With birds flying after

clinging to their baskets

Feathers flying off everywhefe

dem angry birds indeed

the piggies laughed awhile

as they rolled in the mud during

A tornado that set

and blew over when

the beautiful rainbow appeared

the birds got happy

yet something was amiss

trains of pigeons arose

to face the unknown

armed with glue guns 🔫

They swarmed Down angry

and looking quite fierce

began to glue everything

rhinestones and puppies too

Yet nothing glued together

The birds were confused

and cried for help

the puppies got tough

The cats all meowed

& the crocodiles 🐊 rocked

for the coming of

their hero's, the Ferrets!

and the lemurs ofcourse

pounced on the snacks

then danced the jig

but then it got

weird when Marines joined

They soon their small heads

were filled with ideas

but they were shouting

loudly so noone listened

"Semper Fidelis" proudly stomping

All of a sudden

a loud sound ripped

they jumped into action 🎬

Accidentally dropping something metal

and it sounded like

the Marines took action

they bedded down in

A cave they found

that gave shelter from

the raving mad cows 🐄

But someone off seen

that they were wearing

And laughed and pointed

at the moo club

Yet prying eyes were

Watching their every move

Then someone farted and

and drew attention to

the fact that they

Were naked and scared

they scrambled back between

the moo udders shuddering

It was a big

mistake because they were

melting for no reason

into very mushy puddles!

Stinky ole cow pies 🥧

only to be reborn

as little cutie moos 🐮

wearing their moo moos

shaking in their tutus

around the fire they

lit fireworks and rockets

pointing them at moos

in their ballet shoes 🩰

They jumped and twisted

and broke their hips

simultaneously licking their lips

and skipping in the

Mood yet they looked

like drunk bicycling fish 🐟

But they need your

chips and dip so

They can eat and

make donuts while it

Seems to annoy moos

as salmon often do

Yet they charged ahead

and stuck their tongues

out in pure defiance

Of all those who

seek to harm them

Yet they invaded the

place they called home

the bait & switch

That confused the mooas

into a ballet dance

That swayed to far

Into a pit of

Crunchy cat kibbles and

Chewy crunch toys that

Wiggled and squealed when

The moos bit down

making it more chaotic

With them all going

around in circles like

Ants around the bubblegum

wearing wigs & twigs

Marched in uniformly along

the Mississippi River proudly

Showing their patriotism to

Beating drums 🥁 & such

pom poms bouncing wildly

They sang and danced

But then someone jumped

Frightened by a large

boom from a cannon

They scurried under rocks

and found a family

Of mites that poked

them in the butt

They jumped and screamed

"I wanna be sedated"

But the ants charged

wearing pimped out crocks

wearing pimped out crocs🐊

That stunned the mites

Into submission and awe

Yet the ants gathered

and formed a legion

To fight the forces

that threatened to harm

Them and their homes

I f bombed then

And all the burned

Potatoes got too crunchy

the raccoons grew suspicious 🤔

Rabbits ran away because

the bears had grenades

And the tortoise had

barricaded himself with lemurs

"Save the potato chips!"